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March 10 (Reuters) - Facebook parent Meta Platforms (META.O), opens new tab said on Tuesday it had acquired Moltbook, a social networking platform built for artificial intelligence agents, bringing the company's ​founders into its AI research division.

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[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They literally already have Facebook. How many social bot nets does one mega corp need

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it’s just a little profitable they want to kill it

[–] stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What profit? Are they gonna show ads to AI? Sell the data of AI for marketing research?

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t know how they monetize their shit but if Meta bought them it seems to me that they want to kill it on the bud. That’s Meta MO

[–] stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago
  1. The whole thing as far as I understand it was "vibe coded" it doesn't take much to spin up a new startup without a patent blocking it.

  2. There's no users/infrastructure to retain. The whole thing is just smokes and mirrors all the way down. I'm actually impressed and jealous someone will be making bank from this.

[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

All Of Them! Ahahahahahahahahaaaaa...

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 11 points 1 month ago

I am entirely in favour of Mark Zuckerberg holding the bag when "AI" finally implodes.

[–] hendrik@palaver.p3x.de 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Oh man, why didn't I slop-code it. Hold it for two months and then sell out to some mega-corporation... Sounds like easy money. Any other very stupid (and easy) ideas still left?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reality favours those who churn out some stupid shit, instead of holding to their principles and making things that matter to them.

Work isn't the act of creation, it's busting your ass so that other people give a shit about your creation.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

i wish it were an art >o< thatd be so cool---

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 1 month ago

Snapchat for AI? Your openclaw can talk on your back literally :)

[–] mracton@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

They were made for each outer. /derogatory

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

moltbook is an open source thing, no?...

imean- hes not gonna grow the social media, that doesnt make sense yet.

hes (zuck 🍬) sees more in moltbook than there is.

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, the poor people who built subreddit simulator were ahead of their time. That’s basically all this is… I can’t believe someone is actually getting paid for making something so useless. Like SRS it’s an interesting toy but I can’t fathom how it’s useful in anyway. Maybe Facebook just wanted to hire the developer.