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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 123 points 5 days ago (5 children)

The real answer is you turn on Mr. Lights

[–] hesh@quokk.au 64 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That’s Mister Low Beams to you!

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Goddammit I was Mister Low Beams for years while I did my undergrad, my masters, and my PhD. Now I'm Doctor Low Beams. Don't you forget it!

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Here in Sweden, all cars are required to always have their lights on when the car is moving/active, regardless of time of day or weather.

I was about to reply that sometimes it is better to not use your high beams in fog, as it is can reduce your visibility.

But then I realized that most places don't have our laws of lights, so I wrote this commwnt instead.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

In Canada we are required to have Daytime Running Lights (DRLs) which are less bright and are just on by default, but they don't turn on the tail lights. For the most part, DRLs use the same bulbs as the high beams but at a lower wattage or something (I am not an electrician)

But yes I agree, high beams and fog don't mix.

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[–] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Austria had a day time lights law when I learned to drive, it just made sense. Then they abolished that law again :(

Which means you do get idiots driving in fog or at dusk with their lights off.

Hell, the automatic lights aren't perfect either on my new car, in bright fog I still have to make sure I turn the lights on manually as otherwise the back lights are turned off (front is okay with the LEDs). Stupid design.

it's always better to not use high beams im the fog

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I wish we made lights on mandatory. And also made certain levels of brightness illegal for the regualar lights.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

People can't seem to manage that these days even for darkness, and you expect them to do it for fog?!

(I blame DRLs. SO MANY people driving around with what appear to be headlights on, but no tail lights because they didn't actually turn the switch or something. SMH.)

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

of all the mandated safety systems on vehicles, the fact that automatic headlights arent one of them is astounding to me. I've had automatic headlights in nearly every vehicle I've owned for the last 20 years, none of which were particularly high end, and seeing there's vehicles out there that still don't come with it is nuts.

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I share your pain. I drive with my lights on at all times unless it's fully sunny, in which case I use just the DRLs. I truly think having your lights on hugely reduces your risk of an accident.

Honestly they should just be designing cars to include tail lights in RDLs, there's no reason for them not to be on all the time tbh.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes Mr. Lights can be a tricky man to turn on he's complicated with rapidly evolving interests and kinks.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Clearly a lot of people have trouble keeping up with them 😪

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Don't forget Mrs. Hazards. All those ladies let each other know where it's safe to be.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I did hear recently that authorities are informing people not to use hazards just to be seen during inclement weather and that they should actually be saved for emergencies.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 82 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I got pulled over and the cop shouted "HELLO? Can you see me?"
Uh, yes?
"I'm asking because of the thick fog"
It was a cloudless sunny day. I stared at him blankly.
"Your fog lights are on. License and registration please."

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 70 points 5 days ago (4 children)

What magical world do you live in where cops pull people over for leaving the fog lights on?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Around here (the US), that's the kind of thing cops do when they're actually racially profiling you and looking for a pretext.

My (ambiguously brown) wife once got pulled over late at night in rural South Carolina for "one tail light not lighting up as brightly as the other."

[–] mech@feddit.org 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] mech@feddit.org 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Useless anecdote: My first girlfriend was Russian and immigrated to Germany with her family when she was 7.
"Verboten" was the first word she learnt to read in German, cause it's written on signs everywhere.

[–] i_am_tired_boss@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Fun fact: Fun is definitely verboten in Germany

[–] w24@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Was her second word "ACHTUNG!"?

[–] Janx@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I love the word achtung! It's printed on many German parts at work...

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

nowadays this is actually a good thing, because even fog lights are so goddamn bright that they blind you

but yeah a decade ago who gave a shit. 10 year old highbeams are less blinding than a new car's lowbeams

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Buddy of mine got a citation for wrong use of the vehicles lights. A fine of the equivalent of 300USD. What did he do? He had been driving in fog, and didn't switch off his fog lights. He was pulled over less than a km out of the fog. Dude was pissed.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Rightfully so, outside of fog fog lights are fucking annoying.

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[–] pedantichedgehog@sh.itjust.works 59 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bro didn't miss improv class

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Yes and he was taking notes!

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I read this as Mr. Frog

Oh...hello.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

I know it's completely different, but for some reason it reminds me of this story:

So there’s only one channel in this motel. This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Uhh... Sure, I'll try the super salad...

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 5 days ago

This one happened to me once when I was a kid. I was like "what's a super salad?" My sister thought it was funny as hell.

[–] schema@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Happened to me on a visit to a new york coffee shop. after ordering an iced coffee, the lady asked me "what's ice?"

I must have looked at her in confusion for like 30 seconds before realizing that she didn't ask what ice was, and instead said "what size?"

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] btsax@reddthat.com 9 points 5 days ago

Then we go to the restaurant and order the super salad

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 5 days ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Definitely happened

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to imagine that if something like this ever actually happened, the cop would start saying "fog or mist" instead.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

"Who is 'Fogger Mist' officer? Patron saint of precipitation?"

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