Referring to woman as "bitches" might be part of the problem.
Or, is that the "joke", I don't gen Z humor a lot of the time, it seems.
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He doesn't say he himself is bitchless. To the contrary, he's wondering what it's like to know this which implies he doesn't know which means he did got a girl and is, in fact, bitchfull.
I've always hated this take especially considering how the music industry has a whole genre that specifically refers to women as bitches and no one is ever upset by it and women even dance and sing along to them.
But say it online and ho boy now it's a problem
I have always had a problem with it.
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You're bitchless because you're single
I'm bitchless because I have a boyfriend
We are not the same
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I prefer to think of it as having the bravery to end a bloodline that reaches directly back to the first earth organism. The buck stops here.
Depending how far back, pretty sure most weren’t consensual…
Are you suggesting there was a time when most children were born from rape?
Or coercion, or a bunch of other closely related things. All across history there have been “incentives” for women to lower their standards and to gaslight themselves into believing that their shitty situations were normal.
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I mean. This is framed as humor but a lot of people genuinely think this way. Derogatory terms for women aside, if you're not happy by yourself you're not going to be happy with a partner. Unfortunately this is the sort of thing you need to understand on your own and internalize because the kneejerk reaction to someone telling you this tends to be "having a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner actually would make me happier"
Most of them lived in a time where you could just rape a woman and her parents would pay you to marry her to keep them from being publicly shamed and ostracised.
For the latter part of that long time, the "payment" was the threat of being disappeared. See, "shotgun wedding"
It's fine. I'd consider it immoral to choose to bring a child into this world. Now, adopting one who's already been born, so their existence isn't your fault, that's another story!
Please also consider fostering, you’re badly needed
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But your grandpa had a brother that got none. 🙄
Is this incel humor? Is it supposed to be funny?
There's a reason he's "bitchless," and the reason is listed right there in the first sentence.
Have you tried to have just a regular conversation with women? I mean I seduced my wife by saying 'Hi, how are you' and listening to her. Yes, men and women are not the same but if we treat each other like humans, you can actually have a nice time together.
My wife tells me that's what attracted her to me. She said I could hold a conversation and listen.
Which is also what attracted me to her. She could talk and had her own mind. "Treat each other like humans" seems like an easy ask but I apparently scooped up the best wife ever because nobody had done that before.
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"Feminism is nothing more than the radical belief that women are people."
The differences between men and women are largely just fashion and custom. Women have interests, wants, lusts, and dislikes that are as varied as those of men.
Yeah there's a bunch of women I associate with that find me attractive and have either expressed interest in me or told me they would be if not for various external factors. I don't really do anything besides be in pretty good physical shape and go out and be chill towards everyone. It's not too difficult. Trying too hard is where I always ran into trouble.
I am just the natural product of generations of slightly queer people having kids until finally my 100% queer ass was born.
But also: I do have a bitch. She's laying on my feet, keeping them warm with her soft fur.
"... be bothered to put out the barest minimum effort".
People are talking like this in their 20s, like people never get married in their 30s or 40s lol. Chill the fuck out, develop skills and hobbies, and love will come.
Yeah, 20-somethings do NOT need to despair, although I would also add: make it a priority if love is something you truly want to find.
I see lots of people talk like this while not taking any active steps, as if the love of their life is going to knock on their door and tell them to stop scrolling and marry them.
I mean, I’ve been married for ten years to a woman who sent me an absolutely unsolicited and unprompted message on OK Cupid, where my profile was so disused I nearly forgot about it.
Sometimes the love of one’s life does just knock on their door and tell them to stop scrolling and marries them.
I'm kidless- not bitchless. Big diff.
Pretty sure my mother was "bitchless". Though maybe there was a part of her life she never shared with us.
Same with childless. I'm the first in my entire lineage that will not leave offspring. It feels good.
The buck stops with me.
Thou maidenless cur are thus for a reason.
I'm probably murdering my fathers surname if my aunts and sister follow Spanish surname custom since I'm not having kids.
Too bad.
:(
Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.
Hahahaha...haha...
hahaha
There have always been people too weird to get laid. And if you're talking like that about the people that "deny partnership" it's a good thing that trait will not procreate further.
"Can't"? I won't, thank you very much. People are gross and life is kinda a hot garbage
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