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Since Diaper Donnie is soon going to be rubbing his hands in glee to send Americans now into his meat grinder over wars he starts, how do you plan to avoid the draft?

I'm too old to join, thank god. Too old and too out of shape for them to bother caring. Plus a lot of psychological issues that will make me more likely shoot my superior that's telling me I need to kill innocents to help king pedo succeed in his bullshit missions.

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 10 minutes ago

There's a lot of assumptions going on here. First of all, historically 26 wasn't the maximum for the draft but 40, but secondly there's really no rules for a draft. A draft is already so much of an encroachment on one's human rights and legal rights that all bets are off should one be declared. Sure there'll be court orders and legal battles over it but we've seen how that goes already with the current administration, they'll simply delay and ignore while shuffling as many humans out of reach as possible until they can't anymore.

Best thing any of us can do is simply hope for the best. My personal hopes are, in order of declining positivity:

  • There is no draft
  • I'm either too old or too autistic to be drafted
  • I can go back to college to be ineligible to be drafted
  • I can find myself a non-combat role given my technical expertise
  • Whatever happens happens and I'll figure out how to survive and thrive like I have every other challenge that's come my way in life

There's really no other planning for such an eventuality. There's too many unknowns you can plan for, and while I'm seeing plenty of folks talking about fragging, taking drugs or establishing a false history of drug abuse, transitioning, etc. the fact is there's no telling what will happen nor what the legal landscape will look like

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

This (googles estradiol valerate) ...GAL knows whats up.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What are you, a cop? Anyone who is actually planning to dodge shouldn’t be posting their ideas publicly.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

I mean it's literally as simple as claiming your trans. Trump was legit pissed at Hegsath cuz somehow Trump is smarter than him and knew people would do that if Hegsath banned trans people from the military.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Being trans only bars you from service if you’re actively undergoing treatment (like HRT). So no, it isn’t as “simple” as you make it sound.

[–] orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Itd be really funny if a natiomal epidemic of bonespurs happened

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Itd also be really funny if a national epidemic of boners happened

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

But less funny if a national epidemic of bonerspurs happened

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

Thank you for putting this all in one place!

-Your cloud-based Palantir agent

[–] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Just act gay or trans and come into the recruiter wearing a Mexican flag.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Welcome to the Penal Legion

[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure sure I don’t qualify. I have ADHD, Tourette’s, and I think I’m autistic. Not to mention that I may or may not be trans (I’ve considered it but I’m not really sure) and I think with all of those combined I would not be allowed

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You know during the vietnam war a hegseth chud by the name of Robert McNamara specifially chose people who were developmentally disabled for the draft. Many of them died and he thought it was a good thing. My son is autistic and I fell like this is something these evil pricks will do without hesitation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_100,000

Yeah...... As someone who grew up on military bases, mental ailments do not exclude you from the service.

[–] luxadazy@lemmy.zip 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

never felt so lucky to have a T4-L4 spinal fusion & epilepsy

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 3 points 7 hours ago

Thank the lord for your knackered spine and frothing at the mouth! I thought I was lucky cos my disability means I very occasionally don't have to stand in a queue

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Not to break anyone's spirits but I find it funny many of you believe your age, sexual orientation, health issues, etc., will matter to people like this. If they want you they are going to try to send you. These people don't seem to care about many laws so what's stopping them from sticking their most disliked groups straight to battle?

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, people don’t realize that Project 100k was a thing during the last draft. You think Forrest and Bubba made it through boot camp on their own? No, they were part of Project 100k.

You think your autism is going to get you out of the draft? Have you ever met a marine? They’re all on the fucking spectrum. And if your autism is too noticeable, they’ll fast-track you straight to the front lines.

Also known as McNamara's Morons

That seems a bit on the nose

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I took inspiration from Arlo Guthrie and I pre-emptively got a fine for littering so I have a criminal record and thus would be rejected.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

When the US goes to war the recruitment waivers get really liberal. I think the only thing that's automatically disqualifying are serious violent felonies and cases involving sexual assault.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but was it all documented by twenty-seven 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 12 hours ago

Won't matter; justice is blind.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Not of age, I got through the "draft period" during GWB. The US probably won't have a draft, mainly because we have a sizeable "volunteer" military.

However, if I was drafted, I would talk to my draft board about how I've read books about fragging, and how all I can think about is how powerful that is, for one man with one weapon on the inside to destroy or disrupt the chain of command. Then do your best Private Pyle "Seven Six Two millimeter. Full Metal jacket!" imitation. The military doesn't care about sending untrained and unqualified conscripts into an active war, but I doubt they will take someone who seems to have uncontrollable fantasies about shooting their own officer.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Didn't vietnam have an extremely high rate of officer friendly fire casualties? I thought this was actually a major component of ending the draft.

[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They aren't going to have a draft, they will just destroy the economy so young people have no other option but to volunteer for the military if they want to eat/feed their families.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

More like,print lots of money to give to defense companies and enrich themselves so they can gaslight the rest of us by claiming the numbers are good, the economy is great

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 18 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (4 children)

Take an opiate before I go in and nod out in the line or seat or interview or whatever.

Also talk about how you've had to be on the opiates to come to terms with figuring out that you might be a different gender.

Boom. No war for you.

(I'm not really conscription age)

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Geniuenly curious if you could just say "I am Muslim Alhamdulillah" and they refuse to draft you for this one.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Straight to a concentration camp probably.

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I still find it hard to believe it could happen, and certainly dont want to be proven wrong. Probably helps that I wouldn’t be eligible.

So the average person is out of shape, overweight, and knows nothing about the military or how to use weapons. Army boot camp may be only 10 weeks, but you have a very unready population and war has gotten much more complicated than it used to be. I find it hard to believe even the war-mongering fools currently running the us, would get us into something big enough and long-running enough for a draft to make a worthwhile difference.

Look at Iran. They might have started a never-ending war, but the approach is to sit back and bomb it. That won’t lead to a draft

Stepping back a bit, what about Iraq? That’s a bigger question since I don’t think we have the readiness to do that again, and it did require a ton of people. But they never instituted a draft, and the buildup was far too quick for one to be useful. … although that was also an international presence and the current regime is making sure that will never happen again

Then we get to Putin. Look at everything he’s gone through to avoid a draft, despite getting his country bogged down starting an absolutely brutal war resulting in hundreds of thousands of Russians killed or maimed. We all make the agent krasnov jokes, but there’s far more in common from one tyrant to another than any of us like

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