Tf you mean "the one" weird thing?
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... Either that or bro is high as balls on catnip.
The title got me, but I stayed for the pic. ๐๐ค๐ผ
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"The ONE weird thing"?
this and the fact that I just woke up to find my room covered in vomit, and this is not a red flag
A sleepy look from a kitty is a loving look.
Eyes wide open? Be aware the automated security system has activated on the leaping quadslasher.
The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies
Is that Alien?
Yes. It's Ash talking to Ripley about the xenomorph
Dilated pupils mean that either they're cute and about to chase down that toy you're waving around... or if you're prey-sized, you're dead.
I think my cat is playing with me. But he totally could take me down as his prey.
Let's be real, the average housecat could easily Levi Ackerman a human
The more a cat wants to kill something, the cuter it is.
Unless it's another cat, or something they're afraid of but can't run away from.
Then it's all spiky hair, and nails, and teeth, and swung back ears, and arched back, and hissing or, even worse, yowling like a banshee.
Ohhhhh long johnson
Blast from the past
And piss once engaged
Unless the room's poorly lit, then they might have huge eyes without being in murder mode.
Reminds me of when I posted a pic of my husky that was in night shot mode and a ton of replies were like "why are her pupils so dialated," because the room was way darker IRL than what the photo looked like.
I would've said "Her pupils are so dilated because she parties way harder than you losers ever will"
Pics or it didn't happen.
Yeah often my phone will go into night mode on its own now (I'm sure didn't used to do that) and make genuine dark scenes look really mangledly gloomy.
Thank you! The amount of people who don't know this basic fact is astounding
Having seen people in murder mode, people do the same thing. It's really unsettling to see.
It's both.
Them boys are playing Superhot irl