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Edit: Here I am being a shithead trying to come up with the dumbest question possible and people are getting all informative on me.

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People used to go outside their houses and shake hands or even hug. Any storage media they had in their pockets could infect each other in this type of close contact.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally a serious answer. Can I use you as a source?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago
[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One computer peed in another computer’s butt without protection. Sorry for being explicit.

[–] unknowablenight@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

What is the internet even about anymore 😭😭😭

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was a weird time to like computers. Nobody had an antivirus, and if they didn’t it never got updated. You’d just take floppy disks around to your friend’s house and plug them in. Windows gave everything admin rights.

To be honest, I was using a computer for about five years before the internet happened and I never got a virus.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Windows gave everything admin rights

To be more clear, until NT Windows didn't even have that concept. XP/2000 was probably the first Windows to even pretend to do anything like that. 95/98/ME had a password at login and you could literally just hit escape to not do that and that was Microsoft security. I don't think 3.x even did that much.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Indeed. The home/consumer line of Windows (9x) hadn't that requirement or even the capability of joining domains (thus only local accounts if at any). Windows NT started branching off 3.0 though, so quite early on with NT 3.1 which coincided with Windows 3.11 for workgroups.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

NT was developed separately, it was just given the 3 version number to be sorta in sync with the workstation line (which sentiment went outta the window with 95, until NT became the main line).

It actually has more shared history with OS/2 that was developed by MS and IBM together. NT was originally intended as OS/2 version 3.

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Simple. The Internet wasn't invented, it was discovered. 'Viruses' have been aware of its existence from the beginning of time even though we so-called 'humans' weren't. Source: You can trust me, dawg.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They didn't as they didn't exist yet.

Non-internet viruses spread through other kinds of networks or by physically installing them from portable media.

(Real answer: The first virus was made in 1971 and was spread much the same way now, over ARPANET, the "proto-internet". It was called Creeper. So technically, there were no viruses before the invention of the internet)

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Before there was internet, you had to bring your computer to another house for a LAN party. Sometimes other people brought theirs too, so you could play games.

With all those modems talking and making noises in the same room, if one of them was coughing or had a virus, it would easily spread to all the others.

[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First thing you need to realise, the internet has been around in one form or another for decades.

The internet as we know it has been around for over 30 years.

However, before widespread adoption of the internet, viruses were spread either by BBS services or via disk.

As a young Acorn achimedes user in the late 80s and early 90s I would obtain floppy disks with games on from friends, they would have obtained them from other friends who either downloaded them via BBS or bought them from a dodgy market stall. You could also buy them from magazine advertisements (I once bought a few floppy disks with porn on them).

There was always a risk that one of these disks had a virus on. For me it wasnt an issue. The Acorn used ROM to store the operating system and all your other files were kept on disks. We couldn't afford a hard drive so we were immune, however I did once have a disk that had a virus called Marburg on it according to our virus killer at the time.

[–] ImNotThatPokable@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Was the porn floppy 8, 5 or 3 inches?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You would get a floppy disk that had a virus buried in it in addition to the game/software. Often via trade of copied software, I think there were one or two instances of officially released floppies having been compromised in the factory, too, so every floppy sold of that particular software came with the virus.

It'd infect your computer, then embed itself on every floppy you'd make, some of which you'd inevitably trade with friends or whatever, thus infecting all their systems, so all floppies they'd write were infected, and they'd eventually trade with others, and so on and so on and so on.

[–] troed@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Remove one instance of "internet" from the question and you'll get serious answers.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Should probably change it to “How did computer viruses spread before the internet”

But I don’t know if they actually would have been a thing outside of government type shit.

Would have had to be through direct injection requiring physical access to the machine using methods like breaking and entering, tailgating, insider access, or via social engineering using “dropped” media containing the virus.

This is speculation tho. I’m sure there’s articles on it somewhere.

[–] troed@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well as one of those persons who did development on home computers in the 80s I know exactly how they spread ... :) Bootsectors mostly, but there were some that hid themselves in executables too. You copied a disk from a friend, ran it and the virus was then resident in memory until you turned the computer off again. Any new disks you inserted would be at risk of getting infected.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wild.

Side note that this made me think of, but one of my favorite, uhh viruses?, from the Netscape internet era was cupholder.exe, which when ran popped out your CD drive.

Crazy to think about how people used to just download sketchy .exe files like that or LiNkIng-PaRk-nUmB.exe or similar on Limewire.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Do they want serious answers or shitposts? I'm confused.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] phar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I don't know but they sure are itchy

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I’m not computer historian but I’m thinking storage media like 5 inch floppies or 3.5 inch floppies or magnetic tape

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Take a look at the SCA-Virus.

And regarding viruses spreading before the internet: there were BBS where you could upload and download files and if one of those files were infected and someone else downloaded it... Well you get the idea.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Floppy disks

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Internet viruses came with the internet. But during the early years:

Pop ups.

Yeah it was mostly pop ups and occasionally links in emails.

Pop ups with porn were especially used for this because men are dumb and will click on titties.

People used to share the viruses because the virus would lock their computer and say something like "you must email this to 10 people to get back access". Or something like that. I forget exactly but that used to be a thing.

Your own family and friends would send you viruses.

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sony had a root kit on their music CDs. 💿

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

How did internet viruses spread before the internet was invented?

How many people died of car accidents before the car was invented?