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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

"So a man and his injured wolf walk into a bar. Stop me if you've heard this one....oh, wait. Sorry, not actually a joke. I was actually reading news headlines..."

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Wyoming really gives Florida a run for its money sometimes.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

Beat me too it, I had the same thought with that headline.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

That is not a man.