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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 minutes ago

The US supported Saddam Hussein and put him in power- until they got tired of him, then they waged a war and lied about WMD (remember “underground mobile bunkers anyone?) then they found him hiding in a hole in the ground and just killed him. The US is a terrorist state. Love to see the US trillion dollar debt payments go intergalactic in scale. Can’t wait to see it fail even more as a country.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"Saddam Hussein in heaven" 🧐

This IS the BAD PLACE! 😱

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago

Bees! Bees! Bees!

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

If an advanced civilization in the future figures out a way to scan the minds of all sentient beings and put them in an afterlife simulation, then it'll probably work like The Good Place after they fixed the issues with the system, and this guy would absolutely still be stuck in the purgatories, not yet a better person.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 11 hours ago

I can't unhear South Park Saddams Voice

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 37 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

That fucker would be nowhere near heaven, let's be real.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 28 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Hard disagree. God loves genocidal maniacs, he himself is one.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

God loves genocidal maniacs

To paraphrase........God has a hard-on for the US military because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

Almost certainly.

The fresh souls of god fearing soldiers!

But those scum over there who never had the chance to worship the correct god will go to hell

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yes he would. Hell is where the cool kids go. Are you asserting saddam is cool enough to hang out with genghis khan, liberace and Satan? I think not.

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Not to the final circle, no. But somewhere on top with all the petty criminals, yes.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Satan! Baby I am so hard right now!”

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 27 points 23 hours ago

Heeeeey, reeelaaaax guy!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, how did Saddam Hussein get into heaven?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 99 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He couldn't stay in hell, after he broke up with satan.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, that makes sense. Hopefully Satan finds a better partner who deserves him.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Yeah, uh... He ended up with Trump. They're having a butt-baby.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 23 hours ago

The baby hanged itself (allegedly) in the womb and they broke up.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Trump is fucking Satan

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[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 13 points 1 day ago (12 children)

People's moral compass got seriously screwed over the past couple years. They hate america so much that they think every enemy of america is literally the reincarnation of jesus christ.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Believing Saddam is in heaven would require believing in some sort of god/afterlife/good place vs bad place, and I assure you the vast majority of people who make satirical memes commenting on the United States once again using the excuse of “WMDs!” don’t believe in that. This is gallows humor, grim laughter at being fed the same bullshit time and time again. It’s the by-product of burnout when the regime changes but the narrative remains the same.

What has happened in America (and globally) is that digital interfacing has removed all the nuance, non-verbal, and tonal clues that would clue others in that satire is not endorsement. It relies on the belief that the listener/reader is literate enough to understand that what is being offered is not meant to be taken at face value. It can be true that Saddam was a piece of shit and that it wasn’t America’s place to take him out under false pretenses. I wouldn’t shed a tear if the mango turd got sent to Hell (metaphorically, since I don’t believe in Hell), but I would still be perturbed if his ticket was checked by some foreign nation that I knew didn’t actually give a fuck about me and my community or what came next for us.

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

satire is not endorsement

A few years ago, I would have agreed with that statement. But I've read people on lemmy unironically saying "Hitler was at least sorta right" and so I just can't really believe that anymore.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

If you know it’s being said unironically than you know it’s not satire, it’s just endorsement.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Or not everybody is a christ. Heaven = afterlife

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
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[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

WMDs springs eternal!

[–] craigers@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Did realize the US was dropping atomic bombs over there.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago

That guy looks just like my dad.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

But. The tubes!

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

he confessed his sins before death

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe he accepted Jesus right at the end.

ye some one who thought they were the muslim god of the world would convert to christianity ?!

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 16 hours ago

Hell would have been too much like a vacation spot for him. Had to send him to the good place to properly torment him for eternity.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Also Saddam watching someone make a meme with that line break:

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Watching the us abomb iran, did mario write this?

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