Only one? I'll get some water first
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2026
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I once had a colleague who took interest in me. After she found out I have a girlfriend and I after I simply greeted at her at work she snapped: „What?? Do you know how long I haven’t had Sex? Three Months! THREE MONTHS!!!!!“ and turned away.
Three month without sex never seemed a very long period to me.
Try 4 years with no end in sight lol
Laughs in 6 years before turning into crying.
Since Friday, you say? Got you beat, it's only been since Sunday.
(A Sunday in 2016.)
Skill issue
OP needs a cold shower. These are some epic levels of hornyness
Teenagers...
I swear this is another shit poster's alt account who just added +1 to their name.
Nah, mickey's old hornypostings were characterized by him wanting to make up a story about something. It's too bad we lost nsfw, it was a good archive of the idiocy. Poorly written, rambling sex stories in reply to a poorly written, 12 year old's question about sex.
Nah, Her name is known for Hornyposting on main
You mean Mickey7? Definetly has similar levels of horny.
well go get u some gurrrrl.
it's one product that sells itself.
already went to a sex shop and bought toys as this was supposed to be just a weekend trip so i took only the bare minimum with me
thanks US and Israel😒
That’s like going to the grocery store hungry.
Just curious what kinds of toys?
only took my rose toy and magic wand with me
needed penetrative stuff
I'd say U.S. and Isreal are fucking lots of people, deeply. were your toys in their shape? like Florida. lol
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It's been two weeks since I've sucked a dick. 😩
Condolences
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