My kink is being patiently and attentively listened to by my wife while I go hard on my 8th old man rant of the week.. π€·π
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2026
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Oh my gawd, I had to walk away from my husband on his fourth rant of the week about his deputy PM's obsession with charge numbers. I can't handle another rant about those fucking charge numbers.
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Now I'm curious about what he means by/is the meaning of "charge numbers", I have no clue, lol. You're a good wife. π
When contractors get buckets of money from the government, for their own purposes and maybe for contract legality purposes, they have to allocate/ specify how that money is spent towards each aspect of an effort. So they break a program down into tasks, and assign specific pots of money towards each task with an associated code to enter when you log your time working on those tasks.
So someone in the management of his current program got obsessed with how every single dollar was spent, and decided they needed to triple the amount of charge codes they had to more closely track the work. It sounded annoying as fuck. But it was also annoying as fuck to have to discuss something so trivial for hours.
Man I just love Ella Purnell's acting. She makes so many wonderfully expressive faces that do a great job with character development and even voice work is amazing.
The most incredible thing is that you likely know her other work and don't know that you do.
i checked her other work and I don't, but i also only very rarely watch movies or tv. actually I've also only watched two episodes of fallout so far, so Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Well I was taking a bet with the huge Star Trek community in here and Arcane or Maleficent.
But congrats on being the outlier! You may pat yourself on the back or hug yourself and cry at your own discretion.
i do want to get into tv and movies, but i sort of can't put up the required attention
You're better off. Millions of hours a day are wasted on the TV soporific. Imagine how much more productive we could be if there were no Television to distract us.
Oh I see... Well I'm sorry to disappoint but I don't have any drugs to sell you.
Its honestly ok to not be interested in a medium, if its not for you don't look at it as if you are missing out.
If you actually do want to get into them it might be best to find a story you sound interested in first and then make your way through it. But you don't have to smoke the perverbial cigarettes just cause everyone else is.
Like anything. You got to put the time and effort in but if you don't want to and you don't enjoy it then you are missing the starting steps needed to push yourself to sit through it. Don't. This is not required.
yeah don't worry, I'm not really struggling with it. there are other things i enjoy instead.
I still can't get used to her eyes, which makes her a perfect casting.
her perception stat is through the roof
Lol
She likes to give βem the olβ Rami Malek.
It has a slightly different effect with her. At least to me it does. I donβt mean that in a creepy way but her big eyes are cute and thatβs now how Iβd think of Rami Malek
This picture makes her look similar enough to make me think she could actually be the biological daughter of Kyle MacLachlan.
Is this picture from some tv show?
Fallout
Oki doki
Except "anything" is often taken by experienced kinksters as an opportunity to troll and to teach a lesson in expressing limits. All 9 of your fingers will remember that lesson.
Elaborate about the fingers, please?
A common response with doms I'm friends with to "I'll do anything you want" or "I have no limits" is to ask which finger they want to lose. They don't actually do anything, but it's a way of teaching that there are absolutely things you don't want done to you that other people may want to do to someone and you really need to learn to convey at least the basics of what you want and don't want both for your safety and to avoid making the dom do all the work of figuring out the scope of the scene.
Well, you see, "anything" is very broad and could include removal of a finger or two. Specificity is good when defining boundaries.
Oh, as in taking a finger. I thought you're punishing the other nine so they'll be sore.
Yeeeeah, I've had a couple of girls where I've had to say, "I'm sorry, I don't think I can do that." π³
I'm down for anything except stuff revolving around pain or putting poop in my mouth. Putting poop in YOUR mouth is okay tho.
but I'm also not interested in poop in my mouth so i think we have to break up. i apologize for misleading you, it was intentional.