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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 hours ago

Raise your kids so they don't volunteer as an imperial enforcer.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 52 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

Brutal. 😢

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I will never understand people who not only actively support the military and soldiers, but want to become a soldier by their own free will...

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

People are heavily propagandized to from a very young age. For example, GI Joe. Hundreds of other examples as well. They want to shape kids that think of the military as good and benevolent.

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 126 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

When I was a kid, I thought this line was a joke

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 21 points 10 hours ago

It is a joke, just a different kind

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

I don't have kids, but if I did, I sure as fuck wouldn't raise them to join the military. I saw though that shit after 9/11.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

The real joke is the folks reaction

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 75 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I have to keep saying this, and I apologize for the repetitiveness, but Republicans can stop all of this at any time. They can fire him, reign him in, anything to stop this.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 36 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Yep. But they won't. Go to the conservative subreddit. They are fucking LOVING it.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 35 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Those conservative subs are 80% bots. Of course, the 20% that aren't bots are being swayed by it.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

That is very true.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 hours ago (6 children)
[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[–] X@piefed.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Some kind of sexually transmitted disease, I’d wager.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

No-one on Reddit is having sex.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 hours ago

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious.

It’s where bots go to argue with each other.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago

Eww, friends I know it's ok to say fuck on the internet, but some words are just yucky to read, you feel me?

lol

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Nobody knows for sure. There are many rumors though.

[–] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

Honestly I like this take. Keep saying it. Better than every other moron coming in asking Democrats to do something.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm choosing to interpret this as the regular people's kids have armed up and are hunting down Trump and Netanyahu's kids.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 25 points 9 hours ago

What a better world you're imagining.

[–] Teknikal@anarchist.nexus 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I'm thinking a touch more extreme and have the bottom photo bodybags. But yeah I'm one for overkill.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

Overkill is the new kill

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

I like your style.

[–] andyburke@fedia.io 17 points 11 hours ago

You forgot the kids of the Iranian regime.

For thousands of years it has been like this. The internet showed everyone how it has always worked:

The rich vs. the rest of us.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 9 hours ago

Never forget Michael Moore interviewing Congress members about sending their kids to war

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm very happy I didn't reproduce. For me, the bottom picture is simply a blank space

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

I’ve felt this way before, but I also wonder if I would have had kids in another life where the world wasn’t so fucked. I feel occasionally that I was robbed of parenthood by our current state of things.

[–] choui4@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This is some good shit. I plan to steal it

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

Steal away, Brosef Stalin.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What about Iranian children? Furthermore,would you guys (who by the way elected that thing as your president) trade the fate of your children for theirs?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 hours ago

Fixed it for you.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

The one small consolation is that we don't have a military draft, and most young people who pursue the military have a family with military service background. However, the other largest cohort are young people with no family support structures at all, so they give their lives to the war machine to try to do things like get an education.

Still, people choosing to enter military service is way down and more US citizens than ever fail to meet the fitness standards and requirements.

So, it's not really "your kids" unless you chose to push them to military service or were such a bad/absent/dead parent that they had few other choices.

Now, if they try re-instating the draft, than this meme will be a lot more accurate.

This of course is not meant to minimize how insane this push for war is, nor how damaging it will be to those who are in military service, for whom this meme is very accurate.

There is a draft. Every man in the country is signed up for it. They just haven't used it since Vietnam.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I work with 100% veterans and active duty. I have thousands of clients, all veterans or active duty.

The vast majority of people do not join because of family tradition. The vast majority join for the absolutely insane benefits that come along with service.

Many of them also join because it is basically their only/best option.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I won't dispute your lived experience, I just know that I have read about families with prior military service being more likely to have children who similarly prioritize service. Thanks for being a support for them.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

my experience is similar to MTZ's. the family tradition may be there, but the benefit structure is why they join.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Losers and suckers, according to commander bonespurs. Why not abuse if you have them?

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My kids? Have the best show ever, thanks to the US.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

man, you really raised some fucking psychos didn't you.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works -4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

Netanyahu's sons did serve in the Israeli military, although how much danger they were actually in is unknown to me, and Netanyahu himself has extensive combat experience.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 hours ago

They're not going into this war is the point.

[–] Limerance@piefed.social 6 points 11 hours ago

One of Netanyahu’s sons was a press officer behind the lines, but the other was with combat intelligence at the front. 

Israel is different in this regard. Everybody serves in the army. It’s also a small country. The military Is closely woven into society. The IDF is not a professional army, but mostly made up of reservists who are called up as needed. That means the political leaders will know people personally who have to fight.

What unit you serve in can make a big difference for your later success in life. Combat units, special forces, Air Force, and intelligence have the highest prestige.

Politicians benefit immensely in their credibility, if they have a distinct military career. 

Lol yes im sure he wasn't taken care of during his "service" get that blue and white boot deep boy does it taste elite?