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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Secundus- "It's a company that provides low-interest loans and materials to Northrop, Boeing, Raytheon, and other arms producers during combat operations to increase assets and production"

Primus- "But we're always at war... BRILLIANT sign me up. Hey, while you are here, I'd also like to buy some slaves."

Secundus- "They're on us! Pleasure doing business."

[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 22 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Anything you do where "your money makes money" is ultimately coming from the effort of other people.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 6 hours ago

Capital-class behavior. Nearly as bad as rent-seeking.

[–] StopTech@lemmy.today 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Same thing kinda. Other people have to pay it back so they have to work for it

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 6 hours ago

ESG in shambles.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

You forgot the biggest one, the oil companies

[–] StopTech@lemmy.today 16 points 12 hours ago

As well as the military contractors, insurance companies, big food, big media, big think tanks and consultancy, etc

[–] redditmademedoit@piefed.zip 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Oil has been kinda shit though because of really low oil prices for a long time, evilness not withstanding.

[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Well, believe it or not, I've got news for you about that...

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

What if we paint a rainbow on all of these parasites and call it an ESG fund?

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Transhumanity would be exciting if they had cool visions. I'd be all over raising a creche of draconic children.

But no, it's just rich people gluing a Palm Pilot to their cerebrllum or doing a dance to shoo away the reaper.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I wish they would invest in making safe delicious slushies out of (the sad goo that is left of) the past billionaires who froze themselves hoping for immortality. That's a product that could take off.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

billionaires who froze themselves hoping for immortality

Most Alcor members that the state considers deceased were never billionaires. Freezing appears to be better than chemical fixation for preserving the brain: https://www.brainpreservation.org/large-mammal-announcement/

Making Mortality Optional does seem like a good goal. You don't have to want to live forever, just one more day.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The overall goals of mind-controlling a computer and not aging are quite ok.

They just can't do anything good because of who they are. If those people set out to cure cancer, they will do that through a subscription service that require complete subservience.

[–] StopTech@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I think they will give us the cancer cure which may even be cheap, but it will come with lots of other downsides for society and your individual physical and mental health. Technology is like black magic that solves the problem you asked it to but gives you a thousand new issues that end up being worse than the original situation.

[–] NotANumber@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

People seriously think that's what technology is?

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is why I only invest in mutual funds, it's guilt free!

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Mutual Funds: We sell Bliss*

*manufactured from the finest ignorance

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 0 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I don’t mind designer babies, personally. Hot people with fewer genetic disorders? Sounds alright to me. Though I’m worried our eugenic future might lead to diminishing gains in science.

With all due respect to scientists everywhere, the fact that people look the way that they do certainly pushes some away from special interests like sports and interpersonal skills and instead toward producing nanosheets under specific constraints.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I think the knock-on effect of making some innate, human characteristics undesirable is probably a net bad. That's very close to labeling persons with those characteristics as sub-human--specifically due fewer "human" rights.

That said, if I were choosing between gametes or embryos and had genetic information on them available, I do not think it is a moral stance to ignore/discard that information when making the choice. We should be careful to understand our genetic knowledge is still quite limited and, even if our knowledge was perfect, (most) genotypes are not destiny.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 58 minutes ago) (1 children)

I dunno, man. You can have only so much of a sense of humor about child mortality. Up to a certain point, gene editing is all gravy.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 1 minute ago

I agree that gene editing to reduce suffering is good. I'm not sure "designer babies" is a label that includes those gene edits. Or, if it does, it groups the with too many other gene edits so the good ones are no longer exemplary of the label.

[–] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It will be used to separate the wealthy from the poor even further. The wealthy people will afford it and make their families healthier and better looking.

I support the idea of eliminating genetic disabilities via gene editing, but the second you add in the option of picking eye or hair color, height, or skin color, you're going down a path of eugenics that only works to put down those unable to pay for it.

[–] StopTech@lemmy.today 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Genetic engineering every little detail could become dirty cheap, but it will still be terrible for humanity because it will remove diversity, we'd be messing with forces we don't understand that could lead to diseases or greater population-wide susceptibilities and the government would also like to have its say on how your baby is made so that they will be a good little order follower

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

I mean, until costs fall, sure. Unless you project human society to fall within 40 years, it will eventually reach common use in modern countries. Workers with fewer sick days are a government’s wet dream. Though I’m also worried about us becoming the next walnut tree, if we accidentally open a vulnerability.

I’m not going to weigh in on its use as a style decision. Hopefully a country with the ability to create a code of ethics takes the lead on the technology.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world -5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Crispr gene editing doesn't work like a Santa Claus wishlist, dunce.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago

Damn, man. I didn’t realize that designer babies, a developing field with only a few present applications, had already been set in stone. Evidently you got the dr Manhattan gene, given your foreknowledge.