I'm pretty sure this is the world scalies want, not necessarily atheists in general.
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Man: "I consent"
Woman: "I consent"
Announcer: "Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?"
Velocesus
Isn't it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?
8O
Fuck yes! I want a pet raptor!
What in the Jurassic World Fanfic is this?!
Holy fuck that looks fucking awesome! Hell yea I want a fucking pet dinosaur! Where the fuck do I sign? Atheism for the fucking win!
It's actually the world Christians are hoping for too.
Am atheist, can confirm.
Yeah. But not on the bed.
Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they're being annoying because they know it's normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it's not a "You just get to do this whenever you want" kind of deal now, it's invite only still. And they can't take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.
Farts are an instant kicking off too.
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I would also like feathers on my pet dromaeosaurid please
Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.
Less than accurate. Where is my wife's boyfriend? Can't have him out in the cold!
Sleeping in the raptor bed
Consensually.
Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.
Open the door. Get on the floor. It's your turn to walk the dinosaur.
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom
I didn't want this....but now?
a need was created in me
By transmutation of species it can be fulfilled or just by getting a fluffy toy
seems easier to just hire a labful of genetic engineers and put them to work on a deserted central american island
but maybe... maybe I'll get the plushie
Would you also not want to have Mongo as your pet?
As someone with a husky, I practically already do. Bouncing-off-the-walls energetic, obstinate to a fault, r̷̖̦͑͑͜é̴̢̝ͅǎ̴̚͜͝d̵̡̳̥̀ị̷̕l̴̦̹̰̀̔̂y̴̧̫̓͝ ̶̗̠͊a̵̩̬͆̉t̵̛̩͆̚ṯ̸̘̯͐̌̀å̶̼͚̐̚c̵̙̞͑k̵̡̪̎́͜s̵̡̙̭̍ ̷̭̩̭̽̀̀a̸͕̎͝n̵̞͆̎͝d̵͙̓͐͜͝ ̶͓͂̊ḓ̶̓ȩ̷̞̓̇v̸̢̤́̓͑ǫ̸̥͓̏ụ̵̙͍͒͗͠r̸̪̞̙͌s̷̡͎͍͊ ̷̹͙͐m̴̨̨͚̄̂y̶̹̮͋̓́ ̶̛̭͙̹̓̑e̷̡̓̽ň̵͍̒e̸̢͔̓͛m̵̄ͅi̴̥̱̼͆͘e̵͉̬̓̋ͅs̶̞̥̬̊.̵͓͈̼̈́
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I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.
Why does the right wing spend so much time worrying about what other people are doing? Is it because they have so much guilt in their own lives?
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Just make that dinosaur minipig-sized and you have a deal.
Let me tell you about:
YES.
Thank you.
I love learning about dinosaurs. My favorite is the Ankylosaurus. What's yours?
- Yutyrannus ( basically a feathered Tyrannosaur)
- Borealopelta ( an absurdly well preserved Ankylosaur)
- Pachycephalosaurus
- Parasaurolophus
- Spinosaurus
Those are some of my favourite dinosaurs. If you want to learn about dinosaurs, give „Terrible Lizards“ a listen.
Awesome, thank you for the info!
My fave used to be Plesiosaur, because I was mad into cryptozoology stories as a kid, and Nessie and Mokele Mbembe are (according to legend) potentially dinosaurs who survived the meteor.
But I no longer believe that, and am a little annoyed that my schoolteachers didn't teach me a little extra skepticism.
I have learned nothing whatsoever from Jurassic Park and am attempting to recreate dinosaurs. Blue, here I come!
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Nice kitty
Not me! My pet dinosaur can sleep on the fucking floor!
You heartless monster. I can't say no, so both of mine pile in bed with me.
Weird using a pic of Pratt, who join an extra culty sect of the church to make this point...
It's not him, it's his character from the movie where he has a hot redhead girlfriend and a pet velociraptor. It's not the character's fault he's played by a turd.
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Yes, but Hermes instead
Me and my Dimetrodon saw you from across the club, and we liked your vibe.
Oh sure, just the atheists WINNNNK
Are you kidding? There's no way I can afford that thing. I live in America man, I struggle to pay for my own food and healthcare.
People would pay you to see it. Pay you a fortune to pet it, People would crowdfund you in a hot second. You'd have movie rights, book rights.
And the dinosaur's not bad either.
I'm cool with this
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