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[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 94 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's what it's prepping for, yes.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You say nestle, I say goatse.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 68 points 1 week ago

Ew, this is disgusting!

Can you imagine buying a Nestle product? Gross!

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pringus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

oh my god it took me until now to notice

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Oh. Oh nooooooooooooo 😦

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] dedst@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

5 and 7 were used for games. I used to run a gameboy emulator on mine to play pokemon games in class. Good times.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have an HP iPAQ PDA that also has dome buttons and can emulate the Game Boy or NES, as well as play native games (Chuzzle, Bejeweled, Solitaire, Freecell, Kevtris, SimCity 2000). Mine just barely lacks the RAM to allocate a 4MB block for a WAD (supplying a smaller WAD doesn't help) so I can't play Chocolate DOOM. Maybe a repartitioning hack (allowing installation to SD) or one that deletes system programs (such as Calculator, Pocket Word or IE) could help? (The "storage" is a flexible RAMdisk, and running the battery down or just unplugging the charger when a key is pressed down erases everything in it, the system then reinstalls from ROM and all but the SD contents is lost. At least with a third-party registry editor, I can restore settings in minutes. So yeah, freeing some of the 16MB storage could yield enough RAM.)

Anyways, as LGR says about his (pretty much the same as mine but with built-in Wi-Fi that doesn't need an SDIO card), the buttons just suck. But it's mostly due to poor layout (thumbs too close, OK key protruding from the D-pad) and lack of rollover (only pressing the leftmost and rightmost keys has an action: on battery power, it clears RAM and disables all functionality until the charger is connected: does it short the battery??), I suppose the N-Gage solved both issues and dome buttons aren't inherently bad.

[–] dedst@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, the ergonomics weren't an issue for me with the n-gage, apart from the slightly awkard speaker position, but that was easy to work around. I also remember being pleasantly surprised by the battery life.

You could download great apps and games on the high seas (not saying I did).

It was a great phone for the time. I still have mine in a drawer somewhere, I have to dig it out to see if it still works.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It kinda looks like goatse.

If you're not sure what that is, you have to decide if you want that cursed knowledge.

Oh! I thought the ⑤ and ⑦ keys were so that the user puts their index and middle fingers there to recreate the gesture in OP's image but now I see the key rows themselves resembling the fingers.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the designer knew what they were doing.

🫱🕳️🫲

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

I mean, yeah, that's fine. Still a good meme template.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Kremit..! Not in public..

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nestle? That’s

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does goatse still exist online?? I have a friend that is “out of the loop” as it were, and I searched and searched but I couldn’t find the OG image online anywhere!

I’m going to regret asking this, I’m sure.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is not a direct link, but a wiki with a list of mirrors, several of which are offline.

https://wiki.w9cr.net/index.php/Goatse.cx_Mirrors

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Thanks I think

I think you could buy pixels of goatse as NFTs for a while.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

The hornyposts continue until morale improves

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

If anything tears then you're doing something wrong

[–] cm0002@infosec.pub 9 points 1 week ago

Oh no, I'm not falling for that again lmfao

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My midwife was telling me she went camping inside the goatse guys asshole once and there was plenty of room for her tent and plenty of gas for having a fire. She said the hikes weren't great though, too mucky and stinky. She said next time she'll bring boots but I think he died so there's no more goatse camping excursions.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I went hiking up The Giver but half the expedition died and we had to leave their bodies

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

Enjoy all 12 pixels

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

A lot of people have tried to walk a mile in my shoes, but have you tried to fuck a Milo in them?

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

12556532, aka 12 million 556 thousand 532

2^2^  × 457 × 6869 are the prime factors.

It has 2 representations as a sum of 2 squares:

1814^2^ + 3044^2^ and 2164^2^ + 2806^2^

And it's even.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I just... Am in awe.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

How did you know to check this for the lot code?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Poke the hole out. Let it breathe.

[–] Reiterate9120@lemmy.org 5 points 1 week ago

Fuck nestle

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

This artist knew EXACTLY what they were drawing. Bravo!

[–] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

That chocolate is the GOAT(se)!

[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My Goatse-sense is tingling...

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I should call her...

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I mean that's one way to do an episiotomy, but I wouldn't recommend it.

[–] Arcadeep@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Milo 😏😏