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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 week ago (5 children)

PR team behind the anal stuff is insanely good, like how did they do it? I always found it gross for obvious reason.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they're a distinct rung down from "I want to shove my face between someone's asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue." I'm giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit people.

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i doubt the people who eat ass give a fuck what you think

they eat ass

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[–] lasta@piefed.world 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Feast of the Ass has been celebrated since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know you can wash your ass, right?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can also wash your armpit, and your armpit doesn't fart.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 41 points 1 week ago

Yes it does.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nor does it dispense literal shit

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[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

It just democratizes Fecal Microbiota Transplantation. Power to the people!

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't understand lemmy posts that aren't about star trek or linux

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

can someone put this into comic strip form so i can understand it

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago

ig lol

not that i'm complaining much tho tbh

[–] RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People keep saying this, but i've been following this community for quite a while now and its always had a fair chunk of horny posts.

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Like, do y'all grope the pits or are they just like a visual thing? Not judging, just like to understand how peoples kinks work

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 55 points 1 week ago (10 children)

visual and smell for me. if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol. thankfully i have a bf who is down to do whatever i want so i’m free to sniff and lick his pits as much as i want.

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's mostly visual for me. Like when a woman lifts her arms, it makes other things more appealing, so there's an association there.

On the lucky occasion I'm with a woman who doesn't shave, I just want to pet it, like if I could pet a squirrel. Like, what even is this? It's so rare and adorable.

Anyway it's times like this I think I should have an alt account on Lemmy.

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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 33 points 1 week ago (12 children)

All this hornyposting tells me that Violet isn't getting enough sex

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 37 points 1 week ago (6 children)

i dont have a horniness refractory period

there’s no “enough”😔

May you find someone with a similarly insatiable sex drive! 🫡

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Good lord, how many armpits do you have!?

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 25 points 1 week ago
[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Okay now I've got to find a list to see which kinks are at what level.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Here's my attempt

Tier 1: primary and secondary sex characteristics (my breast fetish is cliche); indicators of health or fertility such as muscles and flat/bigger stomachs (depending on whether starvation or obesity is a bigger concern where you are). This zone is the default, people assume you're into this.

Tier 2: other body parts such as feet, pits, body hair; extrapolations from tier 1 kinks such as lactation and post workout stink; I'll also throw in role related ones such as mom/dad bods, being into certain professions or older/younger (adult) partners; also atypical body variants and body types not associated with health or fertility. This zone is normal but not the default

Tier 3: I'd say is where you get into light bdsm, humanoid monster fuckers, etc. This zone is stuff where it's way more common than people act, but still not the sort of thing normal people will casually mention

Tier 4: heavier bdsm, nonhuman monsterfuckers. This is the "hear me out" zone and the realm of you know you're kinky af, but it's generally considered prudish to have a problem with people liking it, but not to not want to hear anything about it

Tier 5: scat, flatulence, bug chasing, and other things where even the tier 4 people are often uncomfortable with it. Typically gross and/or destructive

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[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

powerscaling but for kinks?? Why isn't this a thing yet??

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[–] RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm ace I think all the things people do because they're horny are weird

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm ace and I have a morbid fascination with fetishes. A lot of them can be 'explained' by power dynamics, but then you get stuff like licking armpits that's completely incomprehensible to me, and I can't help but wonder what happened there. In like an evolutionary sense.

No kink shaming though. The homies can lick my armpits

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[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm not ace and I still think all the things we do because we are horny are weird

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't see the appeal in armpits, but I like feet so...

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (11 children)

And basically all feet gross me out, but I tongue punch the fart box, so...

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm not into pits despite loving some mild sweaty smell. And no judgment to those who are, but it was very disappointing the one time I posted a pic of my boobs and just got people commenting on my pits.

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[–] alejandra@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

In the grand hierarchy of the internet, this is basically a vanilla preference. People acting like it's a 'Level 99' boss are definitely overthinking it.

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Any kink that’s associated with a preoccupation towards a natural body part that everybody has is a vanilla kink.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I unapologetically love lady pits especially if there’s stubble or they don’t shave. 😛

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[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

My last cat....loved armpits. Anyone's armpits. If you were laying down he'd come pretend to cuddle up, then slowly inch his head into your pit over like 5mins. Then after a few seconds of sniffing his ears would go flat back, eyes rolled up, lips peeled back and make this snuffling grunting noise that you'd associate with an old man sniffing a young girl's panties. He'd start drooling and quivering and his tail would be all over the place...and you just kinda had to let him do his thing for at least a few minutes or he'd try and attack you.

It really made the first time a new partner slept over awkward when they'd wake up in the middle of the night being perved on by a giant grey tabby....

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ngl, thought this was going to be about pitbulls

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