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[–] razen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Am I the only one who has never been caught yet by their parents?

[–] Jeraxus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 hours ago

Porn: sneeze

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 39 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I do onsite IT support for individuals/small businesses. I have a couple of oldish laptops I use as loaners in case I have to take a machine toy shop.

They both have a folder on the desktop called "porn with zebras", which contains a single, blank txy file named "hahaha you looked"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

"Found your zebra porn. I added to the collection."

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 47 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Phew, I'm glad she didn't find my "dragons fucking cars" folder!

[–] molten_boron@sh.itjust.works 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm more worried about my "cars fucking dragons" folder.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

what about cars with ahageo faces?

1000000885

[–] molten_boron@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Eh, that's already set to public

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 122 points 1 day ago (4 children)

On second thought, this sorta scenario does seem a bit odd. Like, the first person basically admits by implication to snooping around the second person's personal stuff but expects the other person to be embarrassed by this?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It'sabout emotions. Those aren't rational. That's why I try to avoid them as the plague.

[–] chisel@piefed.social 60 points 1 day ago (4 children)

HA HA, ME TOO, FELLOW HUMAN. HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE SO UNOPTIMIZED AND ILLOGICAL.

[–] thessnake03@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I TOO ENJOY HUMAN THINGS, LIKE PICKLEBALL AND COMPUTING PI

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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 7 points 12 hours ago

That's just the British haircut.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

😒 got me excited for nothing.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Title of your sex tape.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 43 points 23 hours ago
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