That's offensive to me cause I come from Ohio. But imma choose not to be offended and say "Go Buckeyes!!!"
And not everyone that comes from Ohio is a furry. (Me being a furry and also from Ohio does not support my case here) And Ohio's not as crazy as it's portrayed in the media. All of the trolls and hags and witches that live here are chill. And the faeries, unicorns and dragons. And sure, the water may turn to liquid gold once in a while, but really. Besides the sudden change in gravity on the 3rd Wednesday of the month of the Hollow Moon, and the fact that if you say anything remotely rude or insincere to a witch you'll most likely die, and that the giant Lake Monster (or, I guess river monster) of Wabash River will force you to wear a dress and attend his tea party if you take so much as one fish from his river, it's not that bad. Really. We're not on drugs
