Comic Strips

Green: “We think everyone should exist peacefully together.”

Orange: “We believe you should all be shot!”

This shithead: “Why don’t you two find a way to meet in the middle?”

Person A: "2+2=4"
Person B: "2+2=6"
'Centrist': "Fellas, calm down! Can't we compromise and agree 2+2=5?"

The Greenist isn't green enough. I'm not voting to send a message they need to earn my vote.

I'm socially greenist and fiscally orangite

all greens should be hung

I'm a centrist, a down-to-earth person, I believe that the truth is always somewhere in the middle! 🤡

this is any coorporation ever

And that kids is what “socially liberal, fiscally conservative” means.

Exactly why libertarians deserve less respect than the fascists they enable.

Interesting because factions in Belfast use those exact colors.

Paradox of tolerance

Man it's sometimes awkward being an orange, those fucking orangites give us all a bad name, but now a lot of greenists think I'm one of them. It sucks because I'm a greenist but seeing a lot of hate towards orange people because of those orangists hurts a lot.

I know that there's a lot of history of orange people oppressing green people but I feel that greenists hating orange people is hypocritical and antithetical to the belief system, but any time anyone says it's not cool everyone jumps in going "just like an orange, saying 'that's not like me!'". That stuff is even being used by orangites as a recruitment tool for young oranges, saying "see? They hate you!". We greenists need to stop it but it's so cathartic to some green people who have felt so oppressed by the orangites that they refuse to.

Greenists have the right idea, and I'm not going to stop being one, but seeing the same hate from my own side makes it hard.

"I'm an orange but want I green pussy"

Oh, because of the flag I thought this was a satire of anarcho-communism, since commie states massacred anarchists

*hanged

My dad is orange and my mother is green.