Yes, this is the future we all wanted, a workforce consisting of nothing but influencers and prison labor (what else are those camps for). The american dream everyone!
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2026
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"Build a brand." For what? The thing doesn't matter, only T H E B R A N D.
My brand!
Christ, this stuff is so grim.
Shoot CEOs in the back. Punch Nazis. Get that productivity going!
Help others solve their problems to sabotage them trying to follow step 4
That's how you get ahead in life.
What they actually mean is "sell people solutions to problems that don't actually exist"
As soon as someone says build a brand I feel jumping off a bridge. I could not be less interested in turning my person into a brand and the people who do that are fucking insane.
Thank you for creating content
If you don't create the content, how will we feed it into our AI models for free?
Thank god Im over 27, I can comfortably resign to the inevitability of wage slavery for life
I have been writing almost every day, very very often online in forums or blogs, for 30 years now. Its not a path to victory.
"If you're 16-27, don't forget to shit your shitty opinions all over LinkedIn in the name of building your personal brand, instead of learning things to have opinions that are actually worth a damn." -LinkedIn Idiots.
that sounds oddly like work
They forgot the 'get lucky' part. Lots of people make content. Few get lucky.
MLM coming in 3, 2, ....