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[–] juslemmybee@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

KYC is a trap.

Always was, always will be.

If you think "I have nothing to hide because I'm not a criminal", I urge you to reconsider before history repeats itself and proves you wrong.

[–] DevotedShitStain69@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Make sure to email their support team and tell them that you left and why, they gotta have records that this shit will not be tolerated!

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Delete that shit like yesterday.

[–] creisel@lemmy.zip 13 points 15 hours ago

Removed discord from all devices i own.

Bet nobody else will and after all this will be a huge success and the children finally will be safe

[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 18 points 19 hours ago

The current UK government in a nutshell right now:

[–] bokherif@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

They got a new CEO in April 2025, look him up.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly— in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.

Define "quickly" and why is it not always immediately after confirmation?

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago

quickly as in never and then leaked because they secured it with the digital equivelent of a wet paper bag left outside.

[–] earthwormjim@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Age verification should be "continue the song lyrics"

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That could work. They should only be songs from when I was a teenager—

Wait. They’re classic oldies now?! 😢

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lol my dad listens to that shite

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago

"last year" doesn't really do it justice They had tons of data breaches last year, the really bad one was after some places forced people to upload their IDs

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 157 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your personal data is safe with us.

So give it. Very safe. Give it!

We take your home safety very seriously. Please let us in. Let us in. Let us rummage through your nightstand drawers. Your secrets are safe with us.

Your children are also safe. Give them.

[–] Dilligentincubus@piefed.ca 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not even that it got leaked, it's the fact that it's data they said they didn't have. Screw em!

[–] schema@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Yep. Just confirms once more that a company's word means absolutely nothing.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Discord looked iffy from the start. A hacker's hangout.

[–] bold_atlas@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

A hacker's hangout is safer and more friendly than any social media site.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure what you mean, hackers hanging out is a good health indicator for an online space, and discord definitely wasn't a platform of choice.

Unless you mean scammers, which isn't even remotely the same thing.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Hey. What’s up homie? Have you heard about Bitcoin? It’s a great financial freedom and I’m extra generous today reading your comment. It’s Discord keyword triggered my human detection algorithm. If you send me one, I’ll send you two back. Spread the love and the positivity fir Discord and Bitcoin users like you! ⭐️🥰🖕

Or if you’re busy, I’m actually the MasterCard. There has been a totally true breach of your bit corns. Please PM your seed words on Discord and I will secure it. Again this is Victor MasterCard. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[–] CaptainCapy@piefed.social 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s been almost 2 decades but I guess I’m a teenager again ?🤷 Because I ain’t uploading shit to discord.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.bmp

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 102 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Its wild people are even entertaining the idea. They already proved they will.get your shit stolen.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago

Just comply bro. It's easy. Just upload it bro.

[–] FisherOfSaints@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you want to protect the children get rid of the billionaires

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuckers.
Just got my debit card stolen.
I only use it on frontier and Costco. But I'm sure it's frontier who leaked it again

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Obligatory fuck frontier, complimentary fuck comcast

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Doubt.

"Quick deletion: Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly - in most cases, immediately after age confirmation."

https://discord.com/press-releases/discord-launches-teen-by-default-settings-globally

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And this is why generic EULAs should be heavily regulated, and allowed to be negotiated like any other contract. Allow me to pencil in a “you’ll allow me to uniquely watermark the scan of my ID so it can be traced back to this specific request, and agree to pay me $500M if that scan is ever included in a data breach or sold to additional third-party vendors” clause.

Oh, Discord doesn’t want to agree to that? Gee, if the company is deleting everything immediately and there’s no risk of a leak/intentional sale, what’s the harm in including it? How’s the saying go? Something about “if you have nothing to hide”?

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Unironically the solution here. We need a bit of a negotiation option. Some entity, I don’t know, the EU or other larger regulatory bodies need to force that one down their throat

[–] skip0110@lemmy.zip 71 points 1 day ago

Translation: our vendors have no idea where this data goes. If they can’t find it, it’s deleted, right?

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