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Forget your astral sign, which Muppet do you want to be? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by BallShapedMan@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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Animal! Always Animal!

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The yep yep aliens

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Uh huh

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

MEEOOOWW. MEEEEOOOOOWW.

...mm mm. Nope nope nope.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Kermit on the outside, Animal in my brain.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Ohhh, I didn't know that was a choice!

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Swedish chef, dude gives no fucks

[–] Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Screw it, Fozzie Bear. Bad jokes every where

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

"Wocka wocka"

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Swedish Chef.

Would be chill just bort-bort-borting it up

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I've got the Swedish chef Lego mini over my stove to remind me where my love of food comes from.

I still need to git him a chicken and a basketball hoop...

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago

Beaker bc silly and scientist, Elmo bc child-like wonder

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Animal. Zero fucks given.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Fozzie "Wacka wacka"

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Animal

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 5 points 4 months ago

Animal in my youth, and my best friend was already Floyd. Truthfully, I was already Fozzy. Nowadays, Dr Bunsen Honeydew. For science!

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

JANET she's cool af

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rowlf.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I hope I'm a Rowlf but I might be a Gonzo, which isn't too bad either.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

No chicken fuckers here? Gonzo! All day.

[–] SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Zoot just for his immaculate vibes.

[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago

Gonzo or Beaker

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Elmo please. Adorable, loved, is allowed to be grumpy sometimes, and gets to have a great theme song and good friends? Hell yeah

[–] pasdechance@jlai.lu 4 points 4 months ago

Me?

Me Sid.

Me want cookie.

Nom nom nom nom.

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Animal was always my spirit animal.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Oh you have ADHD too?

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah, it'll have to be animal, definitely.

[–] missingno@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago

Waldorf

[–] statler_waldorf@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like to be, maybe Floyd, more realistically Statler/Waldorf

[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm kinda the opposite, I want to be Statler or Waldorf, but deep down I'm probably a Grover or a Gonzo.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago

I've always felt a kinship with Grover.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I'm already a Muppet.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Sweetums. I've been told that I'm the human version already.

[–] acidrobot@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Animal is great! But I feel like The Count + Animal is who I am at the moment.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Dr. Teeth

[–] spacebread98@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Count von Count

[–] dlsloop@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Julia my beloved ❤️

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oscar. Because he owns his own house.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Well, he certainly doesn't pay for it.

Good enough.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sqautters rights?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

I mean, the poor landlords tho. How are their meant to cover their third mortgage?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

Elmo, if only for the recent hate he's gotten from right winged idiots.

[–] sychthys@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Uncle Deadly. Though I'd also be fine with Animal or Gonzo.