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[–] sychthys@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Uncle Deadly. Though I'd also be fine with Animal or Gonzo.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Elmo, if only for the recent hate he's gotten from right winged idiots.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 5 points 4 days ago

MEEOOOWW. MEEEEOOOOOWW.

...mm mm. Nope nope nope.

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Swedish Chef.

Would be chill just bort-bort-borting it up

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I've got the Swedish chef Lego mini over my stove to remind me where my love of food comes from.

I still need to git him a chicken and a basketball hoop...

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago
[–] Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Screw it, Fozzie Bear. Bad jokes every where

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

"Wocka wocka"

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kermit on the outside, Animal in my brain.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Ohhh, I didn't know that was a choice!

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Swedish chef, dude gives no fucks

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Fozzie "Wacka wacka"

[–] spacebread98@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Count von Count

[–] dlsloop@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Julia my beloved ❤️

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

Beaker bc silly and scientist, Elmo bc child-like wonder

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah, it'll have to be animal, definitely.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 days ago

No chicken fuckers here? Gonzo! All day.

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Animal. Zero fucks given.

Elmo please. Adorable, loved, is allowed to be grumpy sometimes, and gets to have a great theme song and good friends? Hell yeah

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Zoot just for his immaculate vibes.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I hope I'm a Rowlf but I might be a Gonzo, which isn't too bad either.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

JANET she's cool af

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 5 points 4 days ago

Animal in my youth, and my best friend was already Floyd. Truthfully, I was already Fozzy. Nowadays, Dr Bunsen Honeydew. For science!

[–] CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Schum di schum di schum di schum di schum morp morp morp!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago
[–] acidrobot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Animal is great! But I feel like The Count + Animal is who I am at the moment.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want to be the chicken because no one has any expectations of the chicken except to just be a chicken.

But I’m not going to get to be the chicken.

You know what I’m going to be? I’m going to be Elmo.

Why?

Because someone has to be Elmo, and no one else wants to be Elmo. So as is my lot in life, I’m going to step up and do what no one else will do and fucking be Elmo. And I’ll be the best goddamn Elmo anyone’s ever met.

And whoever gets to be the chicken: I hate you.

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The chicken gets(has) to fuck Gonzo.

[–] statler_waldorf@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] missingno@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago
[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

Gonzo or Beaker

[–] pasdechance@jlai.lu 4 points 4 days ago

Me?

Me Sid.

Me want cookie.

Nom nom nom nom.

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Animal was always my spirit animal.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Oh you have ADHD too?

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Sweetums. I've been told that I'm the human version already.

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Like to be, maybe Floyd, more realistically Statler/Waldorf

[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm kinda the opposite, I want to be Statler or Waldorf, but deep down I'm probably a Grover or a Gonzo.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I'm already a Muppet.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 4 days ago

I've always felt a kinship with Grover.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oscar. Because he owns his own house.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Well, he certainly doesn't pay for it.

Good enough.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

I mean, the poor landlords tho. How are their meant to cover their third mortgage?