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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is almost exactly what it looks like when I have to pee and I'm dreaming. I can't find a bathroom in this and then all of the bathrooms have shit piled up or the door won't open. What does it meeeeaaaaan?

[–] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just don't catch yourself sleep walking around the house looking for makeshift half-waked relief options/solutions like I had a couple times caught myself doing as a kid. We had one of those foot-pedal operated trash cans in the kitchen I woke up in front of one time, just having stopped myself from missing the toilet by a room and a half, and having to blame some kind of crazy impossibly unusual mess on the dog or something or risk waking up right after peeing and having to take out that bag of piss right there and then in the middle of the night

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

mom found the piss bin

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 day ago

Drink less?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's why you take paracetamol at the same time, those Sherpas will guide the ibuprofen where it needs to be.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

what it actually does is channel all your suffering onto the liver, like the world's worst voodoo

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 1 day ago

Is this what that Iron Lung movie looks like? I looked at the game. It's pretty much that.