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[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 106 points 4 months ago (4 children)

And remember: if you're not running her on your own hardware she's not an AI girlfriend. She's an AI prostitute.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] mercano@lemmy.world 53 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

A/S/L?

(api, site domain, login credentials)

[–] techt@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago
[–] Logical@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

She so restful.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, normally I’d suggest substituting “prostitute” with “sex worker” in an effort to stress that it’s work and help get it legalized/normalized… but considering there is no work being done here… 🤷‍♂️

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All the generated heat begs to differ, that there was no work being done

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

What mass had a force exerted on it over a distance?

[–] plyth@feddit.org 12 points 4 months ago

If you run her on your hardware she is a sex slave.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

If you're running her on your hardware she's a slave, if you're running her on her hardware she can be a girlfriend

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The one on the right is hotter

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 28 points 4 months ago

Yeah like 95°

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

AI girlfriends have more in common with prostitutes than real relational girlfriends.

a real girlfriend is an investment while an AI girlfriend/prostitute is an expenditure.

in the long run, AI girlfriends are far more costly than any prostitute.

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

silicussy

straight to jail

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Would you prefer clankussy? robussy?

[–] Hond@piefed.social 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I run my GPU at ~37 C for reasons.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago
[–] officermike@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Water cooled? Squirter confirmed.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Aw yeah baby shake that heatsink

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How much ram do i need to get an ai girlfriend in higher resolution?

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I distinctly remember thinking last year "Sure I'd like to upgrade my ram, but $60 for a nice-to-have just seems silly."

Jesus fucking Christ I am a fool with 16GB.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That is very sad. It won't be forever.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I date her for the RAM.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is that... is that a top-of-the-line graphics card fully-populated with RAM?!

Still hot.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago

It's a top of the line graphics card with the heatsink removed.

Even hotter.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 4 months ago

If you look on the back of your PC and see that weird hole that seems to serve no purpose? There it is.

These crackers are slicing up my dick real good.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I can fix her

[–] tetranomos@awful.systems 4 points 4 months ago

is this 2006

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

comes with 18+ id card

[–] super_user_do@feddit.it 2 points 4 months ago

A marvel of technology 

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip -1 points 4 months ago

TBF, they are cheaper...