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[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago

It's funny, because two male electrical plugs will still pass electricity fine if you put them together.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love jokes like these, other variants I've heard are

"Libtard can you even tell me the difference between Sex and Gender if they're REALLY two different things?" "Well it's quite simple, you see the difference is that I didn't have gender with your mother last night."

"There's only two sexes!" "You're right! There are only two sexes, the sex I have with your mom, and the sex I have with your dad."

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Just FYI, telling them the difference between sex and gender is the difference between biology and psychology usually shuts them right up.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Homophobes have big "Stop having fun!" Energy.

[–] Alterecho@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Holy fuck this made me completely fucking lose it lmao

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The analogy with the plugs and sockets is so lame anyways.

They want to compare a plug and a socket but the analogy falls apart once one takes a moment to realise that the penis analogy, a plug, is a receiver for electricity.

Do eggcells suddenly travel up dudes dicks and deposit babies inside them?

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

No, it's a great analogy. For the purposes of electrical conductivity, the gender of the socket is really just an expression of the cultural norms where they were made. There are hundreds of different socket genders, and you can easily convert one type to another depending on what you want to accomplish. Sounds like they're really just advocating for gender affirming care.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

The female uses her ovipositor and extracts a single egg cluster from her egg sac. She then shoves it into the sperm bath located in the posterior thorax of the subdued male. Once the ovicluster is fertilized she will choose to depart, letting the male live. Or she will decapitate the male. Or she will consume the male, in whole or in part.

Once fertilized the female then finds and subdues a suitable host. Using her ovipositor, she attaches the ovicluster to the host's underside.

The eggs soon hatch triggered by the warmth of the host. Dozens of larvae burrow into the host and consuming it from the inside out to fuel their own growth. Instinctively, the larvae avoid vital organs until no other edible parts remain.

Once the host is consumed, the larvae exfiltrate the host's remains in search for a nearby suitable place it can pupate, making its own cocoon from available plant matter and its own saliva.

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Clearly forgetting the poop-hole-loophole

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why would electrical cables be biologically designed? They don't evolve, they're man made.

What idiot out there thinks that iPhone is birthed from some sort of biological design womb?

[–] Ticktok@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

the same fucking idiots that believe sky daddy made them through "intelligent design"

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Steve Jobs is alive and gets bred by a Macintosh like cattle to birth iPhones

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You mean iPhones don't come from the great one, mother of tech, slayer of androids, conquerer of the mindless, the apple thief, Eve?

Is that what you are telling me?

Cause that's wild, bro!