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[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Excellent relativization.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Dont murder me for being an uncultured swine, but this is the first time im seeing that bridge in the bottom image and I am in love with the style.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Because they got their own lol

[–] TheFrirish@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Commissars BrainInAShit and CowTurd coming in to defend their glorious and compassionate leaders

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 1 day ago
[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ted Bundy wasn't in the Epstein files either, maybe he wasn't so bad after all

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Neither was Hitler. Maybe he was a nice guy after all.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah but he also killed the guy that killed hitler 🫣

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sry i don’t know what this is

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That Time Will Smith Reincarnated As A Fish

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why wld he do that :/ fish cant evne play minecraft

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

someone said "you are what you eat" after he ate sushi :c

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 20 hours ago

i have never once turned into a pizza and i feel like i've been scammed

[–] anonymous111@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Like this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kippumjo

Also, if you know what founder of Islam did/married, then using an islamic religious leader as a point against pedophiles is filled with irony

[–] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 44 points 2 days ago

Well none of these cunts needed Epstein to provide them Children to rape, they just order their sycophants and cronies to organise it.

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not bothering to cover up your crimes isn't the flex you seen to think it is.

[–] monkeyjoe@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Hexbear certainly thinks it is. They're trying to lock these comments. Their crimes are good.

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So Putin is in the Epstein files?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

probably, recently some kremlin links were found. Epstein was basically a way for countries to outsource blackmail efforts, so ... 🤷

I guess china , iran and NK have their own , homegrown, artisanal blackmail systems in place.

[–] Phoeniqz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 days ago

Tankie detected - Opinion rejected

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Xi is in the files, though

[–] fort_burp@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Newly released files have revealed that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor spent considerable time with Chinese Communist Party leader Xi Jinping, according to emails from convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

That's not what "being in the Epstein files" means.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] fort_burp@feddit.nl 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No, "being in the Epstein files", as a turn of phrase, means you rape kids.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

Well using it that way is fucking dumb.

Conspiracists peddle the idea that "being in the Epstein files" means you rape kids, except they mean it literally. So between it being far from the literal meaning of the phrase, and it being how some people seriously misunderstand the situation, it makes it better to use some other phrase.