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submitted 8 months ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/me_irl@lemmy.world

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[–] almpeter@feddit.org 33 points 8 months ago

[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago

last week i was making out with this chick and she was like "wanna have some fun" and i was like "no i'm only in it for the glory" and she left. worth it

[–] Una@europe.pub 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Are orgies classified as free for all?

[–] 5715@feddit.org 25 points 8 months ago

Nah, it's battle royale

[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

Only when all participants are bi. If they're straight it's just a team ~~deathmatch~~ fuckmatch?

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

The price probably varies per person depending on who's hosting it.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

My doctor told me he needed me to masturbare in the cup. I told him I was good, but not ready to go pro.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 8 months ago

For me, competitive sex is when I'm with an established partner and we are both using our knowledge of each other to give the other a mind-blowing experience, in a manner that is silly and wholesome

[–] Upperhand@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that what the AVN is for lol

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

That's The finals, where's the ranked league, to smash your way up?

[–] Upperhand@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I mean, you're not wrong, but technically, it's the awards after the finals. I still have no answer to your question, lol.

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Pornhubs top rated or most searched?

OnlyFans top 0.1%?

[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 8 months ago

FINISH HIM!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Half of the player base only plays “One in the Chamber”

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

So it's a proper duel?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 8 months ago

There already professional sex, so why not?