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[–] FluxUniversity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

fun fact: human bodies do emit light

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 4 minutes ago* (last edited 4 minutes ago)

And inflamed joints do produce even more heat/IR light.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Once cracked, a glow stick only lasts a short time.

I'd suggest that you wouldn't want that, but... who knows? It would be interesting if we glowed brightly in the visible light spectrum (to short circuit the "well, ackshully" comments), just before we passed on.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

You're right.

We should put them in the freezer so that they last longer after cracking.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I was going to say... technically we do glow.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 points 7 hours ago

Everything glows, just depends on the energy levels and wave length

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 12 hours ago

Beat me to it.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 15 hours ago

Try ingesting large amounts of uranium in powdered form

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It’s glowing under the skin

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Under the Skin

One of my favorite movies.

Much skin.