Eh Buddy Hoser

Canada is doing this to Jesusland as well.

I don't think Jesus would want to be associated with this dump.

Everyone should approve this maps because it makes Canada look like a cute dragon puffing out a little fire newfoundland

I think they would sooner call it The Confederate States of America.

*United provinces of Canada

As a Coloradian I hate this

Missing Alberta

Thank you for including us!

Sincerely,

An Illinois Resident

Trust me when I say you don't want the interiors of any of these states. Eastern Oregon, Southern Illinois, upstate New York, etc.

As a Michigander I'm very pleased this seems to include us and also vitally excludes Ohio

The tough part is that Colorado and Nee Mexico would want to be with Canada but are cut off via Nevada and Utah.

Unironically, please? I don't wanna be part of Jesusland anymore

If only they act like a Jesus

This Canadian says fuck no unless we export all the MAGA and purge all the handguns.

I've been in parts of rural Oregon before. They grow them dumb and mean there. Some of the worst people I've ever met in my life were in rural Oregon.

Way different than weird Portland.

Californian here.

Where do I sign?

lol that jesusland gets las vegas

As someone who lives in Wisconsin I'm thankful for bordering Illinois and Minnesota. Otherwise I don't think we would've made the cut to get into the USC

Shouldn't Alberta be part of Jesusland?

Southwest Canada reporting in. I'll admit we're flirting with joining Denmark.

Sorry.

As an American, this is accurate. Include Hawaii in the blue and Alaska in the Red.

Hmm,.so we'd have the bulk of EV sales, the better coast, all 5 great lakes, direct access to Mexico, additional ports for Pacific shipping, more than double our population, and be as far away from Alabama as possible?

Sweet friggin deal, eh?

What is this bullshit. AZ, NM, CO, NV do not belong in Jesusland

I've heard Jesus Land is a fucking hellhole

We have provinces and territories.

Poor New Mexico,

Shouldn't Alberta be part of Jesusland?

Unacceptable. We should have Hawaii too.

Alaska can become independent. We'll rename it "New Greenland"

Please don’t leave us here in Colorado to face the darkness alone…