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By Brett O’Keefe, Associated Civic News Bureau, Nevada, Mo.

NEVADA, Mo. — A property dispute is unfolding in this west-central Missouri town after a 42-year-old man built a tiny home on a long-overlooked sliver of land at the edge of a Walmart parking lot, a space he says was never included in the retailer’s original land purchase.

The structure, measuring roughly 12 feet by 20 feet, sits on a narrow 15-by-25-foot parcel tucked into the far corner of the lot near the store building. City officials say the home meets local building and zoning codes, but Walmart argues it disrupts traffic flow and conflicts with the company’s branding.

The resident, Daniel Foster, says he discovered the parcel while reviewing county property records last year and later confirmed that it had been excluded from multiple deeds tied to the site.

“It was just sitting there on paper and in real life,” Foster said. “Nobody claimed it. Nobody used it.”

Foster legally purchased the parcel, according to county records, and began construction earlier this year. The tiny home includes a compact living space, a small fenced front area, and a hand-painted sign advertising his guinea pig breeding business, which he operates on a limited scale.

That sign, Walmart officials say, is part of the problem.

“Our concern is customer safety and the overall experience,” said Walmart spokesperson Andrea Collins in a statement. “The placement of a residence and signage in close proximity to our parking lot creates confusion, potential traffic issues, and visual inconsistency with our store environment.”

Foster disputes that characterization and says he does not use the Walmart parking lot at all.

“I don’t even have a car,” he said. “There’s a public sidewalk right by my place. That’s how I get around.”

He added that he has no ill will toward the retailer and shops there regularly.

“I like the convenience,” Foster said. “I don’t have a problem with Walmart. This isn’t about that.”

City officials said the home passed inspection and complies with setback and occupancy rules. The parcel had been used informally as overflow parking for years, despite never being formally owned by the retailer.

Walmart has not filed a lawsuit but has requested that the city review the situation. Company representatives said they are exploring options.

Foster said the attention has been unexpected. He makes a modest income breeding guinea pigs for pets and small-animal enthusiasts but acknowledged it is not enough to fully support him.

“I might apply for a job at the store,” he said. “Ironically, that’s probably the most stable option right now.”

For now, Foster remains in the tiny home, his guinea pig sign still visible from the edge of the lot.

“I’m not trying to cause trouble,” he said. “I just built a place where the paperwork said I could. That’s it.”

City officials said they are continuing to review the property history but emphasized that no violations have been identified. The situation remains unresolved.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 53 minutes ago* (last edited 52 minutes ago)

Neh-vay-duh, in case you were wondering.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

So many questions. How could he afford to buy the land on that income, let alone build the house? Does it have a full set of functioning utilities (i.e. water, electric, heat, etc.)? If not, how does he meet those needs? Just how many guinea pigs does he sell in a typical month? etc., etc.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Check the comm.'s community description (sidebar, on desktop).

Ahhh, TY - might've been helpful to use the word "magazine" or some other obvious indicator in the community name. Now I feel like I just ate the onion.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

If I was him, I'd be like..

'Hey Walmart, you want me to move, you want my land and all? Sure, that'll be $10 million, how badly do you want the land?'

[–] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 minutes ago

They want it in a million for legal fees and a lesson taught to anyone who would get in their way, the bastards.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

That's exactly how this will end, token litigation to try to bankrupt him and a settlement worth more than the property and home.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I get where you're coming from, but I'd advice against doing that. I'm not giving legal advice, IANAL and all that.

If you make an offer to sell, then it may be seen as a money grab. Even if you didnt even ask for an unreasonable amount. If on the other hand, you made a comment like, I can't afford to give it up, it's my only option financially for a home, then maybe Walmart would make an offer instead.

I'm not saying that Walmart would be right in trying to kick you out, but they could easily throw your entire life earnings, daily, at fucking you over legally. So I'd be stepping real carefully.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I hear ya.

Question is, how much does Wallfart value their public image, only to get upset about some stupid guinea pigs?

If it were me, I'd start the bargaining chip at $10 million, let them try to talk me down to $1 million, and hope I'd ultimately cash out around $5 million.

Don't get me wrong, I'd ultimately be happy enough with $1 million, but you gotta start the bargaining bid high, and hope you get more than you ultimately expected..

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 0 points 2 hours ago

Good points!

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

Exactly. How much is your branding worth? If they aren't willing to put some money up, they need to shut up about it.

[–] RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Some people just hate pretty things.

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Preach, brother, preach!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 22 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no! Not traffic flow and branding! The horror!!!

We are literally stealing food out of the Waltons' mouths!

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

What branding? Blue cheaper target? Having a single checkout employee while there’s a line of 50 waiting for self check out? Invading my privacy by checking my property after I’ve already paid? Coming into communities and pricing out all other avenues of community shopping til they close down and all that’s left is a single blue target for an entire community? That branding?

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com -2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I like Walmart and I'm a proud Associate. Haters gonna hate. :)