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[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 31 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (3 children)

I read some studies a while back that showed taking a bromelain (pineapple enzyme) supplement on an empty stomach consistently each day will eventually reduce floaters fairly significantly by dissolving them.

EDIT: According the study linked below, roughly 200mg of bromelain taken 3 times per day, and done for 3 months, should give the best results. Most bromelain supplements on the market seem to start at 500mg, so I suppose just one per day should be okay, though it may take longer since it's not spaced out to keep the dose more constant throughout the day. There is bromelain powder which you could dose out to 200mg, but this stuff has a very strong odor that may be difficult to swallow in a liquid.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 7 hours ago

I googled and there's evidence of this working so I will try this out.

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

... this sounds absurd to me, at least as stated wrt the enzymes "dissolving" the floaters. Your body does not like foreign proteases floating around. I am also skeptical that the enzymes would survive denaturing and pepsin et al. in the stomach and duodenum (empty stomach or not), get absorbed intact, and somehow not get inactivated by the immune system (again, rogue protease = bad). Not to say that your floaters weren't reduced (though the brain sometimes will just learn to ignore them) or even that the supplement wasn't responsible via metabolites. Just, action of an intact enzyme itself seems unlikely. Corrections welcome; I'm going off my gut here and am not a biologist.

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I haven't tried it yet, I was just mentioning the studies I'd come across. You can read this one here, which found that taking 3 pills a day reduced or completely removed floaters in 70% of patients after 3 months, with a B-scan ocular ultrasound and a visual inspection seeming to confirm the results (not placebo).

That study used 95 mg papain and 95 mg ficin enzymes in addition to bromelain, which makes it a bit more effective, but Bromelain alone also seems to work at reducing the floaters from what I'd read elsewhere.

According to the study (I may be interpreting this wrong, but I'll take my best whack at it), matrix metalloproteinases (MMPs) contained within the enzymes are able to reach and pass through the Blood-retinal barrier (BRB), and thus act upon the floaters (collegen).

Furthermore, matrix metalloproteinases (MMPs), which belong to the proteinases that could cut and absorb ECM, discorded collagens, and SVOs. In particular, MMP-2 and MMP-9 are primarily found in bromelain, papain, and ficin [57]. Free radical scavenging activities were found in bromelain (MMP-2), papain (MMP-2 and MMP-9), and ficin (MMP-2 and MMP-9). Simultaneously, MMPs could resect proliferative tissues and compromised collagens, which is beneficial for cleaning VH-induced SVOs under oxidase stress [58,59]. The blood-retinal barrier (BRB) consists of the inner and outer components and forms tight junctions between the retinal capillary endothelial cells and pigment epithelial cells that maintains a balanced microenvironment and prevents certain substances from entering the retina. Yang et al. found that MMP-2 and MMP-9 could reduce the tight junction proteins (i.e., claudin-5 and occlusion) and the integrity of BRB [60]. Thus, MFEs may cross BRB after taking and be absorbed by the small intestines.

[–] N4kt0@lemmy.zip 1 points 31 minutes ago

Wow! I’m really tempted to try this myself. I’ve had bad floaters for as long as I can remember.

I am curious about side effects, though. If these enzymes degrade collagen, that means they could induce or exacerbate arthritis, right?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 16 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

This is absolutely true!

I had a detached ~~cornea~~retina (had my cousin proofread) that I had to get lasered back together, which is a "fun" story in and of itself. But after I had this really bad "curtain" is the best I can describe it. Had it for years. Got on a pineapple kick for a little while and it disappeared!

I honestly can't tell you how long it took. I'm actually only just now noticing that I haven't had it in months!

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If only we encouraged kids to do Spirograph a bit more.

[–] whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

which Trent Reznor aptly critiqued on that one appropriately titled album

[–] sploder@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Me with my HPPD lmfao

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 15 hours ago

Oh hey it's my old buddy Squiggly! I hope it's doing okay.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

Is that the Crystalline Entity?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

Oh good it’s not just me right? Right?…

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago

Polaris always got my back

[–] rock_hand@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Mine are so bad, eye wish there was a way to reset.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I had a detached retina which involved (spoiler for those that don't like to read about eyes)

Tap for spoilerHaving the fluid removed and replace with gas. My eye was out of action for months, going through all the stages of gradually refilling itself. I had to stay mostly lying down for a week. For a while I had an effect like looking over the surface of water. Later, a big bubble that distorted vision.

Oh also, I was forbidden to go to high altitude because the pressure change could cause damage.

But after all that, just a few occasional floaters. My other eye still had lots of "tethered" floaters that seem to still be attached like seaweed strands.

So it can be done but you would go through a lot to get there.

I've heard that people do get that done just for the floater problem.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 7 hours ago

My dad had this done and his knees don't hurt from gout anymore. His diet changed dramatically too. Zero meats. It's been a while so I am allowed this one gag about my dad! He was such a great guy and I miss him very much. IE he is D I D dead, so he is in a sense vegan like myself.

All seriousness aside, he did get detached retinas and the vitrious liquid in his eyeball replaced. We could see the bubble and his eyes changed from brown to green. My coworker too had a lens op where they also replaced the stuff in the eye.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 3 points 19 hours ago

I see what you did there.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 8 points 18 hours ago

Bro has the power of the Tessaract and the Tetragrammaton on his side.

[–] Kaffeefriese@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 21 hours ago (5 children)
[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 32 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinogen_persisting_perception_disorder

Hallucinogen persisting perception disorder (HPPD) is a non-psychotic disorder in which a person experiences lasting or persistent visual hallucinations or perceptual distortions after using drugs.[1] This includes after psychedelics, dissociatives, entactogens, tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), and SSRIs.[2][3] Despite being a hallucinogen-specific disorder, the specific contributory role of psychedelic drugs is unknown. Symptoms may include visual snow, trails and after images (palinopsia), light fractals on flat surfaces, intensified colors, altered motion perception, pareidolia, micropsia, and macropsia.[3] Floaters and visual snow may occur in other conditions.[4][5]

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 44 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

All these comments about eye floaters and I'm wondering who has floaters in the form of sacred geometry

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I mean I've got a cube but that's it

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 18 points 20 hours ago

My eye cells shed fractals.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

Lmao the one in the middle is very much a floater, figured the rest was a joke but HPPD is a thing.

[–] nixon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

I do in some sense, but it doesn’t present like eye floaters in the traditional sense though they are projected into my vision.

I have High-Production/Complex Concept->Shape Synesthesia

Listed as the most-complex type on the linked page. https://www.thesynesthesiatree.com/2021/02/concept-shape-synesthesia.html?m=1

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

That's the visual noise when you close your eyes.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 16 hours ago

Huh, that might explain why my vision has been weird for a while and the eye doctor couldn't find a physical cause. My last shroom trip was super intense and not pleasant at all.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 11 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

If you look at the sky or something bright and uniform in colour, you can often see floaters in the inside of your eyeball. They also move as you try to look at them.

I would suggest not looking though, because once you know there their some people get bothered by it.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

once you know there their

You're mocking us, aren't you

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago

I wood never!

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 6 points 20 hours ago

There there. Their there's, they're there to mock us indeed. There they are.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Floaters aren't geometric shapes, though. That looks more like visual hallucinations.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

The tails of mine form a cube in my visual static when I close my eyes

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 4 points 20 hours ago

Many people don't get them till they start approaching middle age. Like everything else that relates to the body, enjoy the good quality vision while you can

[–] MunkyNutts@feddit.online 3 points 19 hours ago

My first thought was fractal visiuals from mushrooms.

https://youtu.be/__1Oj7nzvPo

[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social -4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Do you not notice the gunk that floats inside the fluid within your eye? There's no possibility that the cells in your eyes never shed.

It makes sense to me why there are so many obliviously ignorant people in this world; you have this shit inside your eyes, impossible to miss, access to the sum of all human knowledge in your hand, and yet you still must ask for someone to fucking spoon-feed you the information to you.

[–] Kaffeefriese@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Well now I Know what it means...but in my Eyes they look quite different and the Terminus "always" is not the one i would chose. But its fine i undestand now.

[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 7 points 20 hours ago

Sorry for coming off rude to you, im just frustrated with my own level of stupidity and simply projecting it onto you.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

The one in the middle is a floater. The ones on the top right and bottom left are psychedelic fractals that are very much not floating around in people's eyeballs.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 20 hours ago

You know that 'access to the sum of all knowledge'?

Maybe you could use that and learn that not everyone gets them and it's by no means a universal experience. Even people who do have them may not ever notice them due to the size, so by definition will be impossible to miss for some people.

You could also read sites on how not to be irrationally angry while you're at it.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago
[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 1 points 16 hours ago

Looks like mushi.