this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

covered in what? covered in what??

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 21 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Apparently it’s a liquid metal like effect, but when photographed or rendered in a white box…

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

T-1000 jizz.

[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 14 minutes ago)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 35 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It’s absolutely not cum. Don’t anyone say cum. Because I promise it isn’t cum.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

At first glance it says "dripping with excrement" so maybe someone left one of Goofy's turds in the sun to get bleached.

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

Its not sun bleach, its excessive calcium in their diet.

[–] arudesalad@piefed.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

I think it was supposed to look like platinum

[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 13 points 8 hours ago
[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

Something about Minnie.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Poor Minnie, she's so dry now 🙁 .

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago

What, did Ben Shapiro marry her?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago

Minnie is crazy?

No, she's fucking Goofy.

[–] Lanusensei87@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Anime girls at the end of the comic be like