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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 6 hours ago

I was with Verizon for years, as they got more and more expensive, and customer service got worse and worse, and then they started charging for it.

So I switched to T-Mobile. They have the same mediocre service, but they are half the price, and include Netflix and Hulu. I also got their $35 Internet, which works fine, and that includes Paramount and Peacock. Then they have TMobile Tuesdays, which gets me good deals on pizza.

So imagine my schadenfreude as Verizon dive-bombed yesterday.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 40 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Why Bruno Mars specifically? Am I out of some loop? I'm old so probably.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 31 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I'm guessing the outage came when everyone was trying to buy Bruno Mars tickets before scalpers got to them.

But that's just a TH

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 26 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

A Trump Hasnotreleasedtheepsteinfiles?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Ooooo I need to bust out the Khalil Mahmoon tonight!

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 5 points 6 hours ago

A sTeamed Hams?

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 hours ago

Please let me know if you find out. I'm lost too.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 6 hours ago

Krispy Kreme gave out free donuts for 2 hours as a consolation for the outage.

[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I’m going to call today and see if I can get even a small credit on my next bill. I went almost 12 hours with no service. I’ve been with them since before their name was even Verizon, but I know what my answer will be. I’m still going to try. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 1 points 1 hour ago

I don’t think I can get a free month, but they definitely should knock a few bucks off of my next bill.

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Who is Bruno Mars? (I will not google it!)

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 53 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

He's the fourth in a series of eight superheroes (there used to be nine, but Bruno Pluto retired). They use their rings, and together they create Bruno solar system. They fight crime.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 12 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

He wears a sexy red outfit with sexy high heels and is in a tender and loving relationship with Bruno Venus. They kiss with tongue.

(And they're also in a K-pop band by day)

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I would unironically watch two seasons of this anime

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago

Obviously it's real life but anime can be based on real life.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 hours ago

He's also the son of Ziggy Stardust

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 12 points 9 hours ago

Singer. You've probably heard stuff by him, even my old ass has.

[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 8 hours ago

It's the type of music that would play during Dancing With The Stars if you're into that.

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

Lose the Celine Dion tickets and you have a deal.