Whole Foods is also the only Food distributor. Let’s hope you skipped some meals to save some of your rations for such an emergency. Saving rations is also punishable by death.
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Hopefully the cops left the dog.
It's okay you can get a subscription to the local food bank for a small monthly fee.
Drink verification can
I would like to think that people would not buy a TV that can spy on them like that, but I have unfortunately I have had to witness humanity these last few decades.
I mean, they already do. The TV just does not spy on them yet, or does not report it in that way.
Any smart TV is going to be spying on you if you connect it to the Internet.
Every. Single. One.
I haven't heard that they run facial recognition yet.
And so far the bethesda hitmen didn't show up for my pirated copy of skyrim
Spying doesn't mean they're taking any action with the data. Yet.
First posted in June 2020 in reddit. We are getting close to the date and it starts to look like a real prediction
There's so much optimism in this post. They'll just nuke your house from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
You’re going to a concentration camp for sure
Sounds like something out of the book Qualityland. Not sure if it's available in english though.
You think We'll make it to 2029?
Finally the year we crack down on liars?