Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?
Fixed thanks to @Klear@quokk.au
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2026
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What is this fucking world 🍆💦ing to?
Sheesh, OP, watch your filthy fucking language.
what the fuck is wrong with the world.
Thank you, friend
I do this because I give a fuck.
Can't upset the advertisers or a group of christian busy bodies in bum fuck Australia.
Or America. Or China. Or the UK. Probably more.
what is this fucking world cumming to?
In Mac and Cheese apparently.
I assumed a mean dish was one that was right in the middle of the statistical data points for that dish. Did math lie to me?
Mm well that depends on how you define right in the middle of. You might be looking for a median dish instead.
I make a mode dish, by which I mean I perfectly replicate a McDonald's hamburger.
Except you'll call it "steamed ham", right?
Oh, no, I'm from Utica.
Pie à la Mode?
I like my steak median rare.
Because "I make a perfectly average dish that is neither great nor terrible" doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
When your dish gets a rating of 3.6 Roentgen 💀
3.6. Not great, not terrible.
What about a la mode?
I make an apple pie that will warmly, and softly caress your ball sack.
I make a cozy loaf of bread.
My casseroles are to contemplate visiting the Midwest for.
I will never make any "marry me ____" recipe, they come up so much when I'm looking for something to make and it makes me irrationally annoyed. What's in the recipe? Marriage! But how is it seasoned? With a proposal!
I have also wondered about this, why do we have words that means good/great/fantastic but we use words that means the opposite, mean dish instead of good dish, or sick car, bad ass, wicked trick, filthy rich, killer performance, nasty shot, brutal and so on.
To be fair, some of us DO have a very bad ass. Mine won't even hold pants up!
I would totally fuck some mac n cheese
Love me some fuckable mac n cheese
I’ve done it and mixing your noodle with the rest of them is divine.
If only they could make a Mac and cheese good enough that I’d eat it. (I’m not a fan.)
Who hurt you?
I make a whiny, self-centered, vindictive son of a bitch lasagna, but it tastes good, just don't bring up job searching or bicycle lanes and dinner won't be weird.
I make a ragin Cajun chili dog that will rape your butthole after it's done with your throat.
Could, would, and did
what
Tender, succulent chicken breast, lovingly bathed in a sweet, creamy garlic sauce, served with melon balls, and broken promises.
I make a rude chicken piccatta. It will punch you in the mouth and fuck your mom and dad.
Who says it has to be evil or cruel? I make a mean dish. It's about average.
I make a sexy hotdog that'll kiss you and then fuck you in the ass and call you Patricia
Dnd alignments of the evil, the good, and the horny.
A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.