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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Jate

Edit: oh, rhymes with a state, not rhymes with "state"

Edit 2: apparently I'm not the only person here that can't read

[–] aeiou@piefed.social 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago
[–] Svenare@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] Gaxsun@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Jueensland? Jew South Wales? Justralian Capital Territory? Jictoria? Jazmania? Jouth Australia? Jestern Australia? Jorthern Territory?

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Two of those, famously, are not states, as indicated in their literal names.

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 hours ago

Jiquid Jolid Jas Jlasma?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 11 hours ago

Jolid Jiquid Jas Jasma

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Jakobowski?

[–] autriyo@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

This post and it's comments have given me semantic (or visual) saturation for the letter J, it looks weird now.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It's so dumb people think there are only US states. The world is bigger than the US people!

I live in The Jetherlands, next to Jermany and above Jelgium, although we also share a border with Jrance on the island Jaint Jartin.

Come on, be creative, come with state suggestions like Japan, Jamaica or Jordan for example.

But obviously his name is The Jeople's Jepublic of Jhina.

[–] Superspacemunky@lemmy.world 32 points 18 hours ago

Has no one heard of the Hero of Canton?!

The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor? Who stood up to the man and gave him what for? Our love for him ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

[–] jeannielamp@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 16 hours ago
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

Juerto Jrico

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Jöhn jier, jaber jaren jie jonmal in jecklenburg-jorpommern?

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 37 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

him and Jew Jersey are the cutest couple

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.

Picture of weird al from his song "Amish Paradise" since they tend to have hebrew names

[–] Chairsareoverrated@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 16 hours ago

Jastate?
Odd name

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 14 hours ago
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Joshington.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Nebraskan here. There are a ton of Jebs floating around. Would not surprise me to see a real life Jebraska.

Hell, we have a whole part of Omaha called Aksarben, which is Nebraska backwards.

Jebraska isn’t a big stretch for these people.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I remember when Aksarben was a horse racing track.

[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago (4 children)
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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago

Obviously Jississippi.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Jinnesota 😍

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago
[–] dan69@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago
[–] mech@feddit.org 102 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

His name is Jaden.
Jaden-Württemberg.

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[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 16 points 1 day ago

Jorth Jarolina

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 18 hours ago
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