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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope those officials get their car tires slashed, and lawns sprayed with GroundClear.

Someone should also tell them that this is absurdity.

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

wow I assumed from the headline that she was parking her car like, halfway into her neighbors lawn. Nope! It was her own freaking lawn. Imagine owning land but not being allowed to be on it. fucking wild.

but hey companies stole 1.5 billion from their workers salaries between 2021 and 2023 but uh, best we can do is destroy this single moms finances.

[–] SarahFromOz@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (2 children)

For those wondering how a parking fine can be 100K, it's actually many smaller fines:

"However, one of the cars has to be parked slightly over the grass in Martinez's yard, in violation of a local property-maintenance ordinance, which has led to a $250 fine every day since 2021"

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Per/day fines like this are sort of bullshit. Imagine if speeding tickets were a certain amount per 100ft traveled above speed or some such. Oh, you drove 10mph over for 1500 feet...

I'd almost guarantee you could settle it for 1/10th of it (which is still a lot, granted) if not less. There needs to be some sort of proportionality in fines.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This isn't really like that at all. It's like of you went 10mph over every day for a year and they fined you for every day.

Except the fine itself and not having a cap and not being proportional are really really stupid+excessive.

i'd love it if per day fines had a max without our perdiems at work being affected

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Takes a special kind of stupid to ignore enough letters to get to 100k in fines

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, let's blame anything except dumbass HOA fees. HOAs are a plague run by power tripping ghouls.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Or protesting them. Doesn't need to be stupid. Bad choice? Sure.

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] hector@lemmy.today 24 points 2 days ago

Always good advice. Never live in an hoa while you are at it.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago
[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

By my math, $250/day for every day since Dec 31, 2021 would be $380,000 which could mean that they actually tracked each individual infraction (i.e. no fees on days they weren't home) which means there's zero chance of contesting this. Curious how much warning she got along the way before the fines really stacked up.

Also really curious what all the libertarians moving to Florida think of this.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also really curious what all the libertarians moving to Florida think of this.

From the article:

Martinez

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well, that answers that!

[–] hector@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

The court of public opinion may well overturn this case, if local government still works they will cancel this obscene fine or replace their chiseling tax farming aristocratic local leaders.

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Letter of the law is stupid. Repair the grass for like $50.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Not for $50

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pave paradise and put up a parking lot ?

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure Florida is the polar opposite of paradise, Joni.

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That's shitty. In my town we aren't allowed to park on the "yard" like in that town but here all she would have had to do is put a strip of gravel where the tire ran over and it's legal.

But if it's a four car driveway and they have four cars why don't the cars fit?

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Because American cars get more massive each year.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah, I wonder about this. I have a similar situation with a “2” car driveway where I must park within a foot to clear the sidewalk. It’s inconvenient since sometimes you need to rearrange cars and you can’t be at all sloppy with parking.

I might have to park one car on the grass if I didn’t want to be inconvenienced by rearranging cars, if I couldn’t park closely, or if I had larger vehicles.

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[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can guarantee you an HoA that fines slightly parking in the grass is gonna have some rule about not using gravel on your front lawn

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I'm certain they make them get signoff from neighbors, do an architectural application, and have it reviewed.

The minimum they're likely to be able to get away with is repaving in whole or part and about 6 months to get the authorization.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

The fines here are from the city

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it's becoming damn near impossible to buy reasonably sized cars here anymore

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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The story reads slightly different than the title.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would it kill America to learn what adverbs are ?

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They are strongly discouraged in journalism school, no lie.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 8 points 2 days ago

land of the fee

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

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[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh. I was expecting the comments to be a little more of the Fuck Cars crowd.

In my city there was a whole kerfuffle because people were fined for parking in their own driveway due to it not actually being a driveway, as there was no garage, despite having a curb cut. It sounds like this sort of thing has been changed under the new mayor.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm one of those Fuck Cars people but bankrupting single moms parked on their own property is not fixing anything. In the USA we place impossible burdens on individuals and then blame them for our systemic problems.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

As they say, it costs a lot to be poor.

[–] HisArmsOpen@crust.piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago

Not quite as straightforward as the headline would indicate. That said, little fiefdoms do exist and set out their rules to which people have signed up, by way of contract. Not something I think is good by the way!

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

They knew about fines and still did nothing and continued to park this way? I mean, yeah. You are in a shitty situation. But knowing that you gonna get fined and keep doing it is fucking weird to me.

Couldn't they widen driveway or something? Or Park somewhere near where parking is allowed?

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