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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by lucy_idk@mastodon.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

The title looks so horrible on Lemmy omg

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You pleabs are still on C(++)^4? Real men code in C(++)^11. Some of those dimensions are so small they don't have deterministic outcomes. You write a "Hello, World!" program and you accidentally hack Taco Bell's payroll department. Shit's crazy.