You’re right, that doesn’t make you an asshole.
Being an asshole is the cause, not the effect.
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
You’re right, that doesn’t make you an asshole.
Being an asshole is the cause, not the effect.
Hmm... I blocked this asshat, but his posts are still showing up...
Yes, you are so right, in everything you've ever said, all your posts were the plain and absolute truth, and this one in particular is the truest of truths.
Will you please let someone else take a shower now? Some of us have work in the morning.
Most of your posts belong in c/UnapologeticNarcissists so you should make that and go there.
Just keep telling yourself that, buddy. Also: "The guilty conscience needs no accuser."
You're on this again? Holy fuck, yes you're a bad person!
You do know that when Peter Parker said "I missed the part where that's my problem", that was meant to be a bad thing and he learned a lesson that he should help others in need. You don't deserve to be a superhero fan if you don't understand that good people help others when they can
Don't talk to him about Spider-Man, he thinks Uncle Ben dying was a stupid reason to become a superhero and he should be alive in future versions.
Dude probably thinks that Superman's parents in the 2025 movie were right to instruct him to spread his superior genes and dominate inferior humans
They did of course forget to remind him to not be a creep and only do it with women of the exact same age and financial situation. Maybe they thought it was obvious.
Is this a satire account?
Rage bait. And people are biting.
I think they're being honest, but maybe I should have more faith in humanity. 🤷