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"First remove the closed source vendor lock in from your own codebase before checking for license issues in your neighbor's codebase" Engineerings 5:33 (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Services aren't source code lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AWS and Azure are services, not libraries; Elasticsearch is mostly open source; and DynamoDB, well, how many people use it again?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AWS and Azure are services

A lot of people seem really confused by this, based on the number of downvotes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Amazon Web Services

I don't think people know what AWS means, it's literally in the name.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They also keep thinking I'm talking about the services they provide, and not, you know the actual fucking servers those services run on. Surprise, the servers themselves also need an operating system and the "server" you create is a Virtual Machine that lives on their actual, physical server and its OS.

Every day I learn more about how people don't actually understand how the internet works.