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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 93 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would say hyperglycemia, but we don't know what period of time Bob ate these candy bars. A day? A month? A year?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"and how did you develop this fetish?"

"uh, well, you aren't going to believe this, but..."

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is a little weird to think about. I know I got my blowjob fetish from challenging myself to deepthroat, and it just took off from that. When you can't breathe because you're swallowing a giant phallus, there's just something divine.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I have an oral fixation, so I get that.

Also >//> that's rather hot, haha.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Through his urethra. He is into that.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"he [cock] vored those candy bars, just like it was nothing. then he turned to face me..."

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Since eating too much sugar doesn't cause diabetes I'm gonna go with a stomach ache.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago

But even that isn't a good breakdown of the knowledge we have. Having wild intakes of high glycemic foods causes metabolic changes over time that do contribute to type 2 diabetes development.

Correct. The important thing here is the difference between cause and factor.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is good info. But wtf happened to the writing style. Went from informed medical professional to internet shit talker, like, instantaneously

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I'm sorry, that is Canada for you.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Probably a talking-to from his dentist.

[–] Mellow12@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Have my upvote. Do your knees hurt?

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

knees are still okay, but the back needs some serious maintenance.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Slow kid in the back: cavities?