The secret is playing by yourself, or with close friends on a private server. I by default don't have to deal with children (at least physically, some of my friends may still be children mentally).
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2025
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I am thankful for Forkknife because most of the annoying kids who made Minecraft cringe are now playing that instead.
Either I'm tired or the "tism can get worse cause I was genuinely thinking "ForkKnife" was like a knockoff Minecraft that was getting popular because guns or something for a good full minute.
Can I play Minecraft and enjoy milfs?
There is probably a mod for that.
Minecraft is old enough to vote in less than two years.
So all the youtubers will stop being interested in it.
Has something happened recently? Or has there been an ongoing issue?
Maybe just the number is scandals there tends to be in the Minecraft creator scene. Popularmmos, iskall, dream and George to name a few
Iskal wasn't a child thing, still gross
I don't think any of them were. I can't think of any pedos off of the top of my head
I think it's just the idea that if you play minecraft you don't have any friends your own age and talk to little kids all day.
pedos go where the kids are, or pay to have the kids raised and brought to them if your rich enough i guess...not sure where I was going with this analogy
Is Minecraft really full of groomers?