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[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago
[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't belive 300 of you perverts upvoted this

[–] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 2 points 1 day ago

Some quality shitpost

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why do you subject me to such horrors, Anon? What did I do to deserve this, Anon?

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

You know perfectly well what you did!

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 144 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What, didn't think someone with the name Pooh Bear was a bottom?? Kinda obvious in hindsight.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Oh, bother.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

reminds me of that meme in Portuguese (lemme up it here)

(it says "ew, man, that's disgusting")

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 33 points 2 days ago
[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's god doing at the gates of Heaven? St. Peter out sick that day or something?

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

St Peter has Sunday off for religious reasons.

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[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 days ago
[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Next time I'm mounting a dick, "oh, bother" is definitely coming out.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That'd make me nut so quick.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh yeah baby, fill my honeypot 🐝💦 🍯

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 5 points 2 days ago

"Oh, deary me😩"

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is that actually from Rebirth?

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago
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[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

ILLUSIONS, MICHAEL!

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I don't remember this part of kingdom hearts

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago
[–] TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

You people need help, I’m not religious and this is unholy as fuck.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Thanks, I hate it

downloads to share with friends

[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Muramasa gang

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

That's it. Your internet access privileges have to be removed. 🤬

[–] retreaux@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 9 points 2 days ago

Alexa, play "One Loined Piglet"

DELETE THIS NEPHEW

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Kingdom Hearts After Dark

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 3 days ago

I did not consent to this.

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

And this song is for OP in the back. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 6 points 2 days ago

Can someone put the "forgiveness stops by Jesus" meme here?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

That’s just Kingdom Hearts.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

You can do things like that without Sonic or Shrek?

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