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[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 90 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That is pretty obviously the tough outer layer of an onion, not plastic. They didn't take off enough layers of the onion. No one is going to wrap onions in plastic because that would actually make them spoil faster.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 26 points 3 weeks ago

... No shit?

[–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You haven’t seen the peeled and wrapped bananas?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Husked and wrapped corn. Grade a bullshit. It cooks better in the husk.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean gross plastic but bro you’re telling me you just dropped a whole ass onion in your sauce without even peeling off the skin first? What kind of a madman is this

[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

I thought the joke was that the outer layer was an onion and the inner part was plastic filling.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well, when you bake leeks in the oven you don't eat the outermost layer anyway... I guess.

Edit: PS oop is obviously doing gen z (or alpha?) humour and it is funny

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My onions usually just come wrapped in white, yellow, or purple paper. 🤷‍♂️

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You should check again. Pretty sure its plastic. No need to thank me.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is caveman levels of stupid.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a shitpost. Of course it's stupid.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's Poe's law at best.

[–] mememuseum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A hunter-gatherer would know how to eat an onion properly.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social -1 points 2 weeks ago

Figures. They wouldn't meme as hard as we do oh my stinkybreath friend-o 🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Smh my head. He forgor to peal off the plastic onion coating.

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure that onion did not cook 5 hours. Just cook it 5 hours and the plastic will go away.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Got me good I didn't notice the comm