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[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Did you marry a spider? Because your first mistake was marrying a spider.

[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

high as balls rn and this image got me tripping majorly

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

First accurate depiction of drunkness I've ever seen. This image had me going for a sec

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like a threesome with two participants in the making

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Baby? ..... slow down! .... and stop moving!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

the crazy eye

[+] ArfArfWoof@feddit.org -8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wife bad 🤣🤣🤣

[–] notabot@piefed.social 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

More like wife somewhat annoyed, and worried, that you're back four hours later than you said you would be, and you're drunk enough to be seeing double. (although double vision is usually side-by-side, rather than up-and-down. Maybe you're lying down already?)

[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait is that why the face looks like this?

Ok that makes way more sense. As someone who doesn't drink, that was completely lost on me lol.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Double vision sucks.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 9 points 3 weeks ago

On the contrary. This plays with the expectation of that being the punchline, but subverts that expectation.

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