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Noncin' around the Christmas tree
At the Epstein party hop
Censored everywhere you can see
Every pedo just can't stop.
You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear
Pedos singing "Don't be silly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly!"
Noncin' around the Christmas tree
Have a creepy holiday
Pedos dancing creepily
In the new old-fashioned way
Shocking.
The redactions are kind of proof, though.
Any redaction has to have an explanation according to the act, people just need to submit foias for the reason for the redaction.
The reason is 'because secret'
You wanna see what's in this shit? You gotta do it like the Kremlin papers.
Maybe. But if they get 10 or 100k requests it isn't dying and if they claim secrecy they have to present their reasoning in as closed session to Congress.
Doesn't matter if they showed explicit images of Trump penetrating children. No legal consequences would be done to him anyway. Anyone with the power to resist this administration has already had all the pretext they need to do so and they have not. So either no one has that power, or they're too gutless to use it. We are fucked.
Yes, there wasn't going to be a legal consequence for him, but he's really old and he'll probably die soon anyway. But that doesn't mean that we're all fucked, because the Epstein files destroyed MAGA. At the beginning of this year it felt like everything was going to be horrible and many things that are bad have continued to happen. But quite obviously, MAGA has lost almost all of their power. Why? Because of this. Because even MAGA supporters can recognize that it's not okay to be giant pedophiles. Trump turned into a lame duck president after six months. And that's amazing.
Of course, who knows what the future will bring because of the Supreme Court and politics is unpredictable. But at least right now, there are some positive signs.
But quite obviously, MAGA has lost almost all of their power.
That's a wild statement to make. Everything they set in motion is still going strong. Nothing has gotten better. People are still being abducted off the streets, women are still being persecuted for exercising their reproductive rights, prices are still skyrocketing, all of our allies and trade partners are still cutting us out. A bunch of his shortsighted dumbfuck supporters might be temporarily pissed off but by the time the next election rolls around they'll fall back in line. They're not going to stop hating immigrants, women, and trans people just because more evidence that their dickhead leader was a pedophile came out. We already knew that anyway.
There's the real possibility of fracturing once Trump either dies or somehow actually sees social consequences from his years of child sex trafficking. I'd say the death is more likely, and maybe it won't be far off.
The two main factions of MAGA as I see it are the MTG types that are rabid fascist bigots opposed to pedophilia, and the institutional types that are rabid fascist bigoted pedophiles and pedophile supporters. It would be fun to see them destroy each other, sooner rather than later.
They won't destroy each other. They'll unite on their common bigotry and let the other stuff slide as they've always done.
he’ll probably die soon anyway
I hope not. I hope he lives to be well over 100 years old. In a hole at Rikers, with a suit the same color as his face.
When the law fails... what is left?
Cowards?
Or those with convinction?
... Have we all forgotten how this country was founded?
Well the best (seem to) lack all conviction.
Can't imagine why.
We all know why
The entire world knows why
I see a red page and I want it painted black...
No details anymore: I want them to turn black...
I see the girls go by, dressed in their summer clothes.
I have to █████ my █████, untill my ██████████ █████!
They are not released yet.
president drumf doesn’t him and his besties exposed