This, the oil tanker and the new trans care nonsense seems pretty obviously timed to distract from the Epstein files BS

The Hungry Leopard Games.

There's this one roblox game where you would farm and buy upgrades for thw farm and there was like 5 different ways to make money

The Onion Journalists right now:

It is real!!??? Actually real??!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-patriot-games/

Tbh this is probably something Trump, 79, will forget he said in a week or so and no one will take any action.

If I were an Onion article writer, I'd probably have a mental breakdown. Who can come up with anything more Oniony than this??? (Wait until tomorrow for the answer, I guess.)

Is it a satire? At this point I seriously can't tell

Lord Fuckwad has decreed “Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”

With 50% men and 50% women? Isn't that woke nowadays?

Oh, I see... Young women... Now, it makes sense.

It's the Torment Nexus over and over and over again. In fact, the re-inventing of the Torment Nexus has itself become a Torment Nexus.

These people shouldn't be allowed within 100 feet of any teenagers.

That’s some reality tv-ass thing to do.

are they going to be forced to kill each other or something? survivors get to be his sex slaves?

So he specifically included Puerto Rico and Washington DC?

The Mara lago look definitely looks like the capital people in the hunger games

"We start with a little walk..."

I'm releasing this offensive photo:

I've made it SFW

Can he just die already?

Sure isn't those Epstein Files we deserve.