Hammy As A Clamp
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2025
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clamp clamp
Clamp your hams
Beat me by six minutes.
Phrasing.
What if I'm not?
Cramp your ham
Uh, now that I think of it, cramp your clam sounds even worse!
Crank your hog?
SPEAK UP BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU
CRANK. THAT. HOG. BROTHER.
AROOOOO!
Hamp your clam
Let's be real. You neither have the ham or the clamp. Like the miserable person you are. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go put my le farm in, and then take my le farm out. That's how do you do the hokey pokey, you know.
Then our moderators will ban you. So become happy, right instant!
Hang your meat?
Fasten your sausage?
While the sound of single ham clamping is a well known zen kōan, the famous jul song in question talks aboit multiple hams being clamped.
Vise your gammon?
No.
I thought it was Pochita at first!!