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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was half expecting this to be a PugJesus post with a historical context comment lmao

[–] notabot@piefed.social 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, I'm no PugJesus, but I believe this is a reference to the ill fated Donner Party expedition of pioneers attempting to make the east to west journey to California. They became stranded in the Sierra Nevada region during the winter of 1846-47, and ended up resorting to eatting the bodies of the party members who'd perished in order to survive.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Is that why the kebap got it's name 

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'm just happy to be a little useful to the Fediverse! 🙏

[–] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Seconded ❤️

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Well, Donner replaced the previous reindeer, Kebab. Sometimes when a reindeer breaks a leg on a janky rooftop, we have to put them down. It's sad, but, you know, Donner is a reminder that we try not to waste anything here at the North Pole. Say....you hungry? Suddenly I'm kind of hungry..."

Y'all know St. Nicholas of Myra lived in Anatolya, right?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

his older brother Gyro was a dear

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Vixen and Cupid are gonna need some explanation too please Santa

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You really don't want to know.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

"One is named after Mrs. Clause, she was quite a looker back in our day! The other is named after a dear friend of Santa's, we play D&D with the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick, and The Great Pumpkin once a month, you probably know his holiday, 'Valentines Day.'"

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And then the reindeer thundered??

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

They're outnumbered 15 to one

And the battle's begun

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is why we need to spell Donder's name correctly! Donder und Blitzen 🌧️⚡

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There’s nothing incorrect about donner. You have it in Donnerstag as well.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Except it is? In the original poem it was ‘Donder’.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Well in German it's Donner and Blitz not donder and blitzen

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good point, Thor's Day, god of thunder and lightning. But I noticed if I set Translate to Detect Language and type in donder, it translates from Dutch becoming thunder, but if I type in donner it says it's English and doesn't translate it.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

I can see that. The Swedish equivalent to Thunder/Donder is "dunder." The German word is "Donner."

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought it was Donner kebab

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That adds an interesting element to the Dinner Party story... Edit: Shit! DONNER PARTY, you stupid autocorrect! Although you're not entirely wrong....

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

He obviously chose names so that they would work in that song. A name like Slartibartfast is immediately ruled out.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

What about Vixen, Santa?

...I said, WHAT ABOUT VIXEN, SANTA?! 🗣

also anyone got any moose suggestions?