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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I hope the next Democratic President strolls through the White House with a staff trailing behind taking notes, as they point to various things and say: "Take that down, destroy that, replace that, all THIS shit has to go, tear that down, arrest him, him, her, and him, burn that..."

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

They're gonna have to fumigate the white house and remove all the child pornography first

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago

Anyone trying that hard absolutely knows that they are the problem, and are desperately, desperately trying to deflect.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago

We used to punish kids that did petty shit like that.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh that's good that means that when Trump is dead they can move one of them and then they have a spare.

There's a lot of talk about whether or not there should be some age limit on a president and they're probably should be, but I think that also needs to be a maturity test. Trump has a level of pettiness normally reserved for teenage girls in badly written YA novels. Imagine being the person that had to make those plaques and then put them up, you'd feel like a prat.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Not only that he is clearly fucking demented. Anyone with any experience with dementia patients can tell you that.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Rent free...

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember that for Republicans: Every accusation is a confession.

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[–] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I will piss on his grave when given the 1st opportunity.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You people still "America"?

Shit... I'm just floating existing as a human with no flag.

If America wants to kill me I'll walk into the bullets and escape this fraudulent excuse of human life.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 37 points 3 days ago

Must be an onion ...

Not the onion ...

What?

[–] bjorn@fedia.io 33 points 3 days ago

This has to be one of the most petty and insignificant acts of trumps this year...

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Lol the orange turd calls Biden the worst president in history, while Biden is the best president we've had since Obama.

[–] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

What a lil bitch

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Trump's plaque should contain the aepstein files

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Always disappointed, never surprised.

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