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[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I didn't notice what all the fuss was about until I noticed it's in America. This is completely normal over here

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is completely normal over here

Strewth, it's another one of the animals we australians consider a nuisance and our national mascot.

Quick, get the gun we can legally own without having constant school shootings so we can bag dinner!

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

so we can bag dinner!

Careful, you guys don't wanna lose in a gun fight with roos like you did with emus... twice

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War#Second_attempt

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Careful yanks, those bastards will appear from nowhere to fuck up your day, and your front bumper.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They are essentially deer who get about on their back legs behavior wise.

[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, the big males will also staunch you and try to throw down with some pretty nasty claws if you get too close to what they see as being their territory. They can kick like motherfuckers too by leaning back on their tails.

There was a big boy we called Ol’ Roger who used to live near my friend’s holiday house and when Ol’ Roger decided he wanted to hang out in the yard we made sure to give him a wide berth. He was about 6’6” standing upright; had ripped muscles like he had just got out of a 10-year stint in gaol; and always had a really mean look on his face. Thankfully he never got into any biff with us but there were a couple of close calls where people had to duck inside quick smart when he started heading towards them.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

And sometimes big bucks will decide they arent having your walking around on back legs shit and try and give you an antler poking...

Generally both will run off, but if they want to barney, they can.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Bullshit, I've seen the video of the one drowning a dude's dog and I've read about them tearing people's innards out with their claws.

Edit: Since apparently I'm being doubted, a quick google search found two separate incidents of this happening on camera: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMQ_A8pDu08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V4g4SY3c30

I stopped looking after that but wouldn't surprise me if there were more.

More info about their claws: https://findanexpert.unimelb.edu.au/news/52210-reminder--kangaroos-are-%E2%80%98vegetarian-gladiators%E2%80%99-with-kicks-that-can-kill.-an-expert-explains-why-they-attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=379iPyn2Whc

Hate to link to Quora, but there someone posted photos in their reply: https://www.quora.com/Could-a-kangaroo-kick-to-the-stomach-permanently-injure-a-human

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I'm Australian, Ive literally encountered them domesticated and in the wild hundreds of times in my life.

But if an American has seen a video I must be wrong.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Dogs can also rip out throats, but the actual occurrences are rare. I think that's what they're saying. Deer definitely can do it too, which you said in another post is that your understanding is that Kangaroos are more violent. Which, are they? Or is that just your impression of a foreign animal you've only heard newsworthy stuff about as opposed to animals you regularly encounter in your home country?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah ok mate. Have fun.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 5 days ago

You don't think deer would do that if they had hands? Large herbivores can be fucking brutal.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’ve read about them tearing people’s innards out with their claws.

I have news about deer antlers

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My understanding is that kangaroos are much more unpredictable and prone to random violence towards humans than deer. Also, only half of the deer even have antlers, all kangaroos will fuck you up with their claws.

[–] seathru@quokk.au 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Unless it's a different one, this hoppy boy has been running around Glenpool for around 6 months now.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The name is Martha, apparently it has been returned to its owner who lost it recently. That may be an entirely different escaped kangaroo.

Then of course, the matter of the kangaroos hopping around the courts of Stillwater…

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why are there all these kangaroos in Oklahoma?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Oklahoma believes the government saying “no” to anyone is a crime against God.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 5 days ago

Because it's legal to own them. Shit, before 2022 several states had no bans whatsoever on owning tigers.

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Gold tier..! Wish I could upvote it multiple times

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Now I'm off to see how they are as pets. Awful would be my guess.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but people keep children at home and they can suck as well.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 5 days ago

And children can grow into 6ft tall violent adults too!

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The females are kind and gentle, the males are awful, both taste great.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hear they make very tough leather as well.

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago

The hats are great

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

It's that time to post about Travis again

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

Some animals shouldn't be kept as pets

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Looking for Vegemite in the middle of nowhere OK.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Now imagine they’re everywhere.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Release 30 or so into the wild

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't know but as Oklahoman, I promise we don't want one of these as a pet. We're not Florida man.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

So tiger king was Oklahoma

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

More like livestock.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

They feet this big all the time?

🎶Ooooaaaaaaklhoma, where the 'roos come hoppin' down the plain. With poverty, as far as you can see, and casinos on each reserv - a - tion.

Well we know that you're stuck on that land. And the land that you're stuck on is bland. And when we saayyyyy, Yeeow! Ayipioeeay! We're only sayin' are you sure you're fine, Oklahoma? You don't look like you're OK.🎶

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I've seen enough of this AI slop!

The legs look completely off and the tar patch on the road fades into the yellow line.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago
[–] astanix@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That doesn't look like a tar patch. It looks like tire rubber. The legs dont look right tho.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 5 days ago

The legs are fine, it's just the angle she's at.